Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!
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TorturedXeno
| 27
That sucks, dude. Don't let this discourage you.
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SarahLillian
| 1
You should jog more often.
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ryry013
| 6
Good idea if he jogs more he will... get mugged less.
Riiiiiiight.
Riiiiiiight.
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yahoowizard
| 16
Don't even get how he got mugged while jogging... Did he stop then hand over his cash, then continue jogging?
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riceicle1
| 6
Naa he just jogged on the spot whilst he was being mugged.
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skullcandifiedDJ
| 5
Out of shape = perfect target to get mugged...
You got yourself a new reason to exercise now
You got yourself a new reason to exercise now
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nic7973
| 23
why did he have any cash with him anyway?? mid-jog stop-over for burgers???
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!
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Blazingcrono
| 6
I guess the mugger gave OP a run for his money!
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Zaros_fml
| 24
8- ....Nice.
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Gogetajh
| 3
you really are that smokin hot
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TorturedXeno
| 27
That sucks, dude. Don't let this discourage you.
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JukeboxValkyrie
| 19
They were trying to make you run faster. No main no gain!
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wild_n_out
| 8
*pain, silly
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asoptavlo14
| 6
No, no main no gain is the gay black version of how to say it.
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Goatinsfriend
| 8
Maybe they were just trying to help, you never know.
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FemaIeDog
| 0
Of course, help. Muggers, there to help in every community.
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downtime
| 12
5, Yep, and Hitler was just a misunderstood philanthropist.
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Enslaved
| 36
My lord, that sucks! If I was mugged while jogging, they'd only get my iPod, not cash.
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Petronix
| 5
Ipod=cash.
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girl112891
| 7
All they can get out of me is my phone and house key. But that's IF they find it. I hide things in my clothes. It's a funny habit.
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Enslaved
| 36
Good point. (: but it's just a nano 2nd generation. Not worth too much now a days. :P
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benmec
| 18
So what the hell were you carrying?
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awwwyeah_png
| 4
It's still worth more than what usual people carry around in cash...
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
I only carry my phone. It has so many scratches it's not even worth $5.
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tmd4L
| 7
At least you were doing something productive. Keep your head up op.
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matanblum
| 3
You need to be robbed of all the fat op
That would be a helpful mugging
That would be a helpful mugging
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fml_ydi79
| 15
You're an ass.
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marmlr339
| 14
How do you OP is fat? It says she felt out of shape. Maybe OP had eaten badly recently, or just felt lazy
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A100893
| 30
That's horrible luck. Sorry OP. (Should've chased after them at a sprinting pace.)
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pdHbq
| 2
The mugger was exercising his skill to steal things :D
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brianfantana32
| 10
Your pic is amazing