By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!

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TorturedXeno 27

That sucks, dude. Don't let this discourage you.

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SarahLillian 1
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You should jog more often.

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ryry013 6

Good idea if he jogs more he will... get mugged less. Riiiiiiight.

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yahoowizard 16
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Don't even get how he got mugged while jogging... Did he stop then hand over his cash, then continue jogging?

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riceicle1 6

Naa he just jogged on the spot whilst he was being mugged.

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skullcandifiedDJ 5
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Out of shape = perfect target to get mugged... You got yourself a new reason to exercise now

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nic7973 23
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why did he have any cash with him anyway?? mid-jog stop-over for burgers???

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DontClickOnMe 28

Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!

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Blazingcrono 6
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I guess the mugger gave OP a run for his money!

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Zaros_fml 24
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8- ....Nice.

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Gogetajh 3

you really are that smokin hot

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TorturedXeno 27

That sucks, dude. Don't let this discourage you.

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

They were trying to make you run faster. No main no gain!

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wild_n_out 8

*pain, silly

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asoptavlo14 6

No, no main no gain is the gay black version of how to say it.

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Goatinsfriend 8
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Maybe they were just trying to help, you never know.

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FemaIeDog 0
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Of course, help. Muggers, there to help in every community.

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downtime 12
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5, Yep, and Hitler was just a misunderstood philanthropist.

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Enslaved 36
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My lord, that sucks! If I was mugged while jogging, they'd only get my iPod, not cash.

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Petronix 5

Ipod=cash.

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girl112891 7
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All they can get out of me is my phone and house key. But that's IF they find it. I hide things in my clothes. It's a funny habit.

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Enslaved 36
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Good point. (: but it's just a nano 2nd generation. Not worth too much now a days. :P

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benmec 18
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So what the hell were you carrying?

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awwwyeah_png 4
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It's still worth more than what usual people carry around in cash...

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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I only carry my phone. It has so many scratches it's not even worth $5.

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tmd4L 7
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At least you were doing something productive. Keep your head up op.

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matanblum 3
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You need to be robbed of all the fat op That would be a helpful mugging

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fml_ydi79 15
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You're an ass.

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marmlr339 14
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How do you OP is fat? It says she felt out of shape. Maybe OP had eaten badly recently, or just felt lazy

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A100893 30

That's horrible luck. Sorry OP. (Should've chased after them at a sprinting pace.)

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pdHbq 2
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The mugger was exercising his skill to steal things :D

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brianfantana32 10

Your pic is amazing

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