By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 279
You deserved it 2 898

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DontClickOnMe 28

Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!

I guess the mugger gave OP a run for his money!

Comments

ryry013 6

Good idea if he jogs more he will... get mugged less. Riiiiiiight.

Don't even get how he got mugged while jogging... Did he stop then hand over his cash, then continue jogging?

riceicle1 6

Naa he just jogged on the spot whilst he was being mugged.

Out of shape = perfect target to get mugged... You got yourself a new reason to exercise now

why did he have any cash with him anyway?? mid-jog stop-over for burgers???

DontClickOnMe 28

Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!

JukeboxValkyrie 19

They were trying to make you run faster. No main no gain!

asoptavlo14 6

No, no main no gain is the gay black version of how to say it.

Maybe they were just trying to help, you never know.

Of course, help. Muggers, there to help in every community.

5, Yep, and Hitler was just a misunderstood philanthropist.

My lord, that sucks! If I was mugged while jogging, they'd only get my iPod, not cash.

All they can get out of me is my phone and house key. But that's IF they find it. I hide things in my clothes. It's a funny habit.

Good point. (: but it's just a nano 2nd generation. Not worth too much now a days. :P

It's still worth more than what usual people carry around in cash...

I only carry my phone. It has so many scratches it's not even worth $5.

At least you were doing something productive. Keep your head up op.

You need to be robbed of all the fat op That would be a helpful mugging

How do you OP is fat? It says she felt out of shape. Maybe OP had eaten badly recently, or just felt lazy

A100893 30

That's horrible luck. Sorry OP. (Should've chased after them at a sprinting pace.)

The mugger was exercising his skill to steal things :D

brianfantana32 10
ninjuh_wingman 29

Chase the mugger. It would help you exercise and as a bonus prize, you can get your stuff back if you catch him.