By çapousse2904 - 12/09/2014 05:45 - France - Le Pr?-saint-gervais

Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 168
You deserved it 4 059

Same thing different taste

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your stomach gets really hard when constipated, especially when you've been for that long

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your stomach gets really hard when constipated, especially when you've been for that long

Now you know what you must do. Never poop again!