FML : Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've...

Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML

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By çapousse2904 - / Friday 12 September 2014 05:45 / France - Le Pr?-saint-gervais

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By lazymaximus | 11

#7601362 - Tuesday 20 February 2018 2:19

how are those even related?

By Emma Hersø Rasmussen | 10

#7651560 - Friday 22 June 2018 3:47

your stomach gets really hard when constipated, especially when you've been for that long

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By lazymaximus | 11

#7601362 - Tuesday 20 February 2018 2:19

how are those even related?

Emma Hersø Rasmussen | 10

#7651560 - Friday 22 June 2018 3:47

your stomach gets really hard when constipated, especially when you've been for that long

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