Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
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Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. FML
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I actually feel good about my decisions and my life. I've even started running to improve my health, and recover from self harming. My girlfriend is convinced I'm running to hurt myself, and won't let me near any health food or the treadmill. FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
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robc32ca 4
sorry bud she'll never trust you
Cinn_fml 23
If she's that insecure I think you need to reevaluate the relationship. Or, you could go running with her to both exercise and spend time together...though there is a more effective exericise you could do together.
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Comments (159)
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
op ur gf Is scared that once u get ur body in shape more u will get all the attention n she won't. idc wats so hard in believing u that u doin exercise. do u usually make up excuses like this to go cheat so that's y she feels so insecure?
spyderpaimtball 0
u r in a shape round!
dugumit 0
1 your hair is 2007 update it also do you smoke and drink your skin looks aged. op keep running and make that fat bitch gf run too so she can quit being a paranoid troll.
superbadd 0
u dnt have the right to talk when you don't have a pic of urself.... hiding something?
phatdaddy 0
My girlfriend did something similar when I started doing p90x. She thought I was trying to get in shape so I could get other girls. I'm just trying to be healthy because my family has a history of heart problems and my age is catching up to me. Plus every time i work out it boosts my confidence and elevates my mood for the rest of the day. It's addictive.
dugumit 0
hiding what? I need to put a pic up here to prove a point. like yours at a distorted angle with my hair covering half my face so u can't see crap. unless u have a clear pic yourself you retort is null as void.
superbadd 0
oh yeah I was gunna change it today. thnx fer reminding me :)
Cinn_fml 23
Actually superbadd's retort was valid as she wasn't critising other people's pics. (unless I've missed something)
Raleigh_bruh 7
Nope Cinn, you're on point.
smiley_ily 0
Maybe she would knoww, since she might of said the same thing to her boyfriend to see you ? :0
whipdeez 0
she wants to keep you chubby so she can preserve her fragile self esteem. FTB
BallinJ 0
YDI for not exercising and for having a girlfriend that does not trust you at all.
Ninjarawwr 6
ha
XoXoSLY 0
lol so anyone else think that MAYBE his gf has her reasons for being suspicious? We don't know the history of their relationship. He couldve done it before....never know.
dugumit 0
good job getting round to it. but then again your too busy following up on what I comment.
superbadd 0
huh