Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. FML
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I actually feel good about my decisions and my life. I've even started running to improve my health, and recover from self harming. My girlfriend is convinced I'm running to hurt myself, and won't let me near any health food or the treadmill. FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
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robc32ca 4
sorry bud she'll never trust you
Cinn_fml 23
If she's that insecure I think you need to reevaluate the relationship. Or, you could go running with her to both exercise and spend time together...though there is a more effective exericise you could do together.
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Comments (159)
ppzh_08 4
Geez...what an insecure girlfriend....maybe use need to talk about what is really wrong with her??
sourgirl101 29
lol
Wolfhowl85 3
Punch her in the ovaries, spit in her mouth, then piss on her leg and say you marked her as yours. Ho needs to back the fck up before you use your pimp hand OP. Let her know who the man is and show her what crazy is like. Because bitches be crazy and making sht up.
Wolfhowl85 3
Punch her in the ovaries, spit in her mouth, then piss on her leg and say you marked her as yours.
Wolfhowl85 3
Punch her in the ovaries, spit in her mouth, then piss on her leg and say you marked her as yours. Ho needs to back the fck up before you use your pimp hand OP. Let her know who the man is and show her what crazy is like. Because bitches be crazy and making sht up.
XoXoSLY 0
All these girls seem alittle young and naive that are commenting above me. I have been in 2 relationships that were serious and I never have suspicions without a reason. Girls don't flip out without a reason. OP if you never gave her a reason then maybe your not giving her any attention due to all the video games getting in the way. I suggest talking to her. spending time with her. Show her how you really feel. And btw assuming she's doing something right off the bat is ******* stupid. One word COMMUNICATION
Babushka_Homyak 10
How did video games enter the situation? OP never mentioned them...
Wolfhowl85 3
Punch her in the ovaries, spit in her mouth, then piss on her leg and say you marked her as yours. Ho needs to back the fck up before you use your pimp hand OP. Let her know who the man is and show her what crazy is like. Because bitches be crazy and making sht up.
Cinn_fml 23
Wolfhowl85 - You are over reacting in a rather worrying way. And posting the same post far too many times. So grow up and then come back.
kxdottt 0
9 & 81 - YOU'RE. Go back to elamentary school and learn how to spell basic words. Thanks. 70 - That's really all true. Stop talking wall of your bullshit.
dapheronixx3 3
bring her along with u ..
tboudre 0
just trying to get in shape... so you can cheat on her! 'cause no one wants to cheat with a fat ass!