No, you're not.

hes n0t!!.

a lot of really good runners throw up from running because they exert themselves too much. I'm not saying that's what happened to the OP, but throwing up from running doesn't mean you're not in shape.

Haha, very true. I used to be a state level sprinter and I'd usually have a good yak after a run. Its not a fitness indicator, just means exercising too much and not getting enough oxygen makes you start anaerobically respiring and creating so much lactic acid that your body thinks its poisoned = puke :)

um 76, since I'm guessing op wasn't a good runner ( considering he said he was out of shape) I don't think he threw up be cause he was a great runner pushing him self to the limit. I think he threw up cause he was put of shape

it might not be funny but it is an fml....he tried to impress a girl and instead threw up

In my mind, it's hilarious, but not an FML.

#5 FTW. That said it all. YDI.

Ummm I just want to ask how old you are b/c you said Stupid way to many times. Can you please grow up get off this website if you're going to complain about how Stupid people are on this site telling stupid stories. Just throwing this out there it's called FML (Fuck My Life) do you expect people to come on here and brag about their new job promotion or something? Then we wouldn't have anything to laugh about but to come on here and call everyone Stupid is retarded. You look stupid for saying that. Now that I've taken a cob of corn and bent you over with it I will not say Stupid anymore b/c it makes me think of your stupid ass! STUPID!

the grown up way to say stupid is "dumb ass" *sighs* and FMLs aren't what they used to be

Yes they are, calm down. God, every time something funny is around for more than a year people start saying it's not what it used to be or it's gotten less funny. Please, it really hasn't.

Wish I could give this more than one thumbs up. :)