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Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

By DMO - / Tuesday 7 July 2009 05:26 / United States
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  Uvula  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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a lot of really good runners throw up from running because they exert themselves too much. I'm not saying that's what happened to the OP, but throwing up from running doesn't mean you're not in shape.

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Haha, very true. I used to be a state level sprinter and I'd usually have a good yak after a run. Its not a fitness indicator, just means exercising too much and not getting enough oxygen makes you start anaerobically respiring and creating so much lactic acid that your body thinks its poisoned = puke :)

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  111615  |  0

um 76, since I'm guessing op wasn't a good runner ( considering he said he was out of shape) I don't think he threw up be cause he was a great runner pushing him self to the limit. I think he threw up cause he was put of shape

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Ummm I just want to ask how old you are b/c you said Stupid way to many times. Can you please grow up get off this website if you're going to complain about how Stupid people are on this site telling stupid stories. Just throwing this out there it's called FML (Fuck My Life) do you expect people to come on here and brag about their new job promotion or something? Then we wouldn't have anything to laugh about but to come on here and call everyone Stupid is retarded. You look stupid for saying that. Now that I've taken a cob of corn and bent you over with it I will not say Stupid anymore b/c it makes me think of your stupid ass! STUPID!

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  PokeyStix  |  3

Yes they are, calm down. God, every time something funny is around for more than a year people start saying it's not what it used to be or it's gotten less funny. Please, it really hasn't.

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