Animals Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when...

dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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Anonymous - 23/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

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Bad boy

Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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anonymous - 19/07/2012 23:56 - United States - La Verne

Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

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Jen - 11/02/2011 09:02

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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ghetto_child 19

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:44

5 hours wasted is better than losing your dog

nathanschmitz14 1

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:43

Hey man, at least he came back!

nathanschmitz14 1

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:43

Hey man, at least he came back!

jake_braves 25

Wednesday 10 June 2015 4:55

Maybe next time just wait awhile before going to find your dog. Dogs are usually smart enough to come back. Depends on the kind of dog.

joeythesheaff 13

Wednesday 10 June 2015 5:11

Unlike my dad...

mds9986 24

Wednesday 10 June 2015 7:45

My dog once ran away for 7 days. He came back at the door to our house like he never left, covered in ticks and scratches from an adventure I'll never know about.

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Wednesday 10 June 2015 12:23

A while back I was working in a farm about 10km from home and I took my dog with me. at the end of the day I left (somehow completely forgetting about my dog) got home and quite a few minutes passed before I realized I'd forgotten her I walked out the door and she was just chilling on the deck. Dogs know how to find their way home.