Animals: Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when...

By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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By Morgan - 22/06/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found it under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 04:01

Today, my dog got out and ran off at 8 p.m., so I had 11 friends and family looking in the freezing cold night for it until 11:30 p.m. Turns out, the dog was locked in the garage the whole time. FML

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By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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By ks.swan13 - 22/12/2010 09:50

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

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ghetto_child 19

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:44

5 hours wasted is better than losing your dog

nathanschmitz14 1

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:43

Hey man, at least he came back!

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nathanschmitz14 1

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:43

Hey man, at least he came back!

jake_braves 25

Wednesday 10 June 2015 4:55

Maybe next time just wait awhile before going to find your dog. Dogs are usually smart enough to come back. Depends on the kind of dog.

joeythesheaff 13

Wednesday 10 June 2015 5:11

Unlike my dad...

mds9986 24

Wednesday 10 June 2015 7:45

My dog once ran away for 7 days. He came back at the door to our house like he never left, covered in ticks and scratches from an adventure I'll never know about.

LunaaBluee 27

Wednesday 10 June 2015 12:23

A while back I was working in a farm about 10km from home and I took my dog with me. at the end of the day I left (somehow completely forgetting about my dog) got home and quite a few minutes passed before I realized I'd forgotten her I walked out the door and she was just chilling on the deck. Dogs know how to find their way home.