By Username - 15/07/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML
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Angi95 3

talk about a wake up call.

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hidinginthesky 0

your cactus just wanted to give you a friendly hug

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flockz 19

but the real question is " what knocked it over?" u must be a violent sleeper.

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ImFrackinBored 13

Yeahhh... i usually choose not to put a cactus on a thin windowsill right above me...

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kendallhi 9

isn't putting thorns inside of you therapeutic

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idontcare8l 3

and this is why cati are not a good idea for and home decoration

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CasualZombie 6

the moment you realize you're terrible at finding places to nap and that cacti are ******* stupid things to have in your house: priceless.

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redbluegreen 40

#51, I don't think thorns are what most people like to insert inside themselves.

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bill929 7

haha must have been watching hellrasier

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daisyloo 7

Well, since you were sleeping under the window sill where the cactus was, I'm guessing you were sleeping outside. When you fall asleep outside, bad things are bound to happen. FYL:(

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idontcare8l 3

you know there are window sills inside ( above your bed maybe )

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changetheworld 0

What were you doing putting your face near cacti..?

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honeysuckel 0

133, didn't you read the FML? FaceTime is with Apple. we're talking about cacti here, not apples! D:

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KiddNYC1O 20

135- Well here's a cookie.

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BooGhosted 0

51 is talking about acupuncture and making a joke about it doy!

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zendaddy0 0

at least it wasn't an anvil that said oops on the side

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schmegsable 6

agreed, poor planning

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Randuhh_17 4

is someone praying for you?

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StudMuffinette 17

yeahh' thats true...

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FunnyWeasel 7

78 thanks mr.obvious

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caseylynn91 0

haha, not sure anyone else got that.

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Delta2Almanac 7

so there I was, taking a nap, minding my own business. . . .

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LolMoqz 10

LOLOLOL #78 got me bad on that one! I always laugh when I hear that quote(z

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lmfaoooooooooo 4

Today, after falling from my thin windowsill several times my owner insisted on keeping me there so while she was sleeping I decided to fall on her face. FHL.

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Captain0bv10us 0

Good thing most cacti aren't fataly sharp or poisonous.

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Captain0bv10us 0

156: you're welcome

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idontcare8l 3

126- they were sleeping....

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tkdgold03 5

haha who even needs alarm clocks anymore... so overrated..

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acedragonand 0

oh no these plants are attacking now beware!

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umithinkyess 0

omg neville longbottom killed Voldemorts snake and that helped Harry kill Voldemort!!!! and Ron's older bother, Fred, died

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Tektite 14

LMAO! That must have hurt like a bitch. Your life sucks.. Sorry OP.. Cactus face XD

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lalala2589 0

Plants vs Zombies. The plants always win:p

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thefriendlyc 0

it's happening! ehh see what I did there?

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umithinkyess 0

Omg neville longbottom killed Voldemorts snake and that helped Harry kill Voldemort!!! Oh and Ron's older brother Fred and snape died:(

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zendaddy0 0

nice one asshat dont read 170

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iLove2LoveU 0

170 ******* ruined it for all of us who haven't seen it yet!!!

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knights95 9

Way to go 170 u ruined it for all the nerds on FML.

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knights95 9

Way to go 170 u ruined it for all the nerds on FML.

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lovinit5683 0

#170 You asshole!

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knocking 0

Now, I don't know these things - I'm not a fan, but if you've read the book shouldn't you already know what happens? Or do they change a bunch of things for the movie?

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BaconDave 12

I'm never reading buried comments again. 170 is a dick.

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scarletdragonfly 5

170 - Jesus chirst, you asshole! Good thing I've already read the book...

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umithinkyess 0

oh woops have u guys not seen the movie yet?? well I have and I hope I didn't ruin it for ya guys

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Banana_Pancakes6 0

170 - Go swallow some poisonous snakes then turn on you garbage disposal and stick your hands down it you little ******* twat

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jamie72596 9

How does that have ANYTHING to do with this FML?

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imosim 0

I was waiting for someone to make this reference

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tonydizzle 0

lol I'm less nurturing than a desert....that's not true....ladies hahaha

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stuner56 22

obesekitten, you're awesome

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hawty12345 0

HAHAHAHA I love you for that. :'D

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IWarnedYou 0

I've missed something here. Why is that saying on YouTube and here?

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lukeypucky21 0

lol lol was thinking same exact thing!

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AstroWatermelon 0

so you know that there's a cactus there with the window open,and yet you still decide to nap there? so smart

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Uraharas_Bankai 1

At least you woke up to the the fresh feel of nature

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fckdupzf 0

u need to see a plastic surgeon asap O_O

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sheethapins 13

Yes, only plastic surgeons are able to pull out cactus needles.

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TheBeatlesAreLov 0

So I definitely read your comment in Stewie's voice...made it 10x funnier

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fckdupzf 0

plants don't grow up in the air on it's own. it was planted in a pot and the pot must have landed along with the plant. therefore he needs a surgeon to fix the distorted face. I had a friend who lost one of his eye and had to go through a long surgery. his situation is quite similar to this fml

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knocking 0

It could have been a cheap plastic pot and therefor didn't cause any additional damage (besides the needles from the cactus). And even if it was a heavy pot, it doesn't necessarily mean OPs face is messed up. I'm sorry about your friend, but he needed surgery after a similar situation doesn't mean that everyone who goes through something like this will.

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