Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML
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GigaB
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don't sleep under a cactus?
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redbluegreen
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Faceplant.
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GigaB
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don't sleep under a cactus?
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Angi95
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talk about a wake up call.
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UnicornHunter
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/facepalm
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imosim
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Keyman1212
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More like face-cactus
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Deamoner
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why.......?
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Garyy_fml
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*facecactus
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hidinginthesky
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your cactus just wanted to give you a friendly hug
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flockz
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but the real question is " what knocked it over?" u must be a violent sleeper.
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ImFrackinBored
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Yeahhh... i usually choose not to put a cactus on a thin windowsill right above me...
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kendallhi
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isn't putting thorns inside of you therapeutic
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worldcupcheer17
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51- not cactus thorns..
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redbluegreen
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Faceplant.
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idontcare8l
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and this is why cati are not a good idea for and home decoration
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FarSide
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Your face is a cactus? FYL.
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CasualZombie
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the moment you realize you're terrible at finding places to nap and that cacti are fucking stupid things to have in your house: priceless.
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ColorfulDonut
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"YOUR FACE, GODDAMMIT"
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redbluegreen
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#51, I don't think thorns are what most people like to insert inside themselves.
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bill929
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haha must have been watching hellrasier
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daisyloo
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Well, since you were sleeping under the window sill where the cactus was, I'm guessing you were sleeping outside. When you fall asleep outside, bad things are bound to happen. FYL:(
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idontcare8l
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you know there are window sills inside ( above your bed maybe )
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changetheworld
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What were you doing putting your face near cacti..?
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KiddNYC1O
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Facetime.
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honeysuckel
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133, didn't you read the FML? FaceTime is with Apple. we're talking about cacti here, not apples! D:
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KiddNYC1O
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135- Well here's a cookie.
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BooGhosted
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51 is talking about acupuncture and making a joke about it doy!
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honeysuckel
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137, i only accept biscuits
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KiddNYC1O
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Yum.
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zendaddy0
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at least it wasn't an anvil that said oops on the side
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schmegsable
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agreed, poor planning
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Randuhh_17
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is someone praying for you?
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StudMuffinette
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yeahh' thats true...
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FunnyWeasel
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78 thanks mr.obvious
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caseylynn91
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haha, not sure anyone else got that.
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Delta2Almanac
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so there I was, taking a nap, minding my own business. . . .
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mishyyyb
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my thoughts exactly!
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LolMoqz
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LOLOLOL #78 got me bad on that one!
I always laugh when I hear that quote(z
I always laugh when I hear that quote(z
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TheJester12
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cacti: the pricks of the plant world.
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lmfaoooooooooo
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Today, after falling from my thin windowsill several times my owner insisted on keeping me there so while she was sleeping I decided to fall on her face. FHL.
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Captain0bv10us
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Good thing most cacti aren't fataly sharp or poisonous.
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Captain0bv10us
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156: you're welcome
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tappm98
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lmao
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idontcare8l
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126- they were sleeping....
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tkdgold03
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haha who even needs alarm clocks anymore... so overrated..
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LaidToRest48
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Oh god I read "While I was fapping".
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acedragonand
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oh no these plants are attacking now beware!
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umithinkyess
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omg neville longbottom killed Voldemorts snake and that helped Harry kill Voldemort!!!! and Ron's older bother, Fred, died
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Tektite
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LMAO! That must have hurt like a bitch. Your life sucks.. Sorry OP.. Cactus face XD
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xlord
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what a prick
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lalala2589
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Plants vs Zombies.
The plants always win:p
The plants always win:p
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thefriendlyc
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it's happening!
ehh see what I did there?
ehh see what I did there?
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umithinkyess
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Omg neville longbottom killed Voldemorts snake and that helped Harry kill Voldemort!!! Oh and Ron's older brother Fred and snape died:(
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zendaddy0
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nice one asshat dont read 170
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iLove2LoveU
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170 fucking ruined it for all of us who haven't seen it yet!!!
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knights95
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Way to go 170 u ruined it for all the nerds on FML.
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knights95
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Way to go 170 u ruined it for all the nerds on FML.
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lovinit5683
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#170 You asshole!
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knocking
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Now, I don't know these things - I'm not a fan, but if you've read the book shouldn't you already know what happens? Or do they change a bunch of things for the movie?
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absolutegrrr
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I hope you get burried.
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gogreen8856
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ouch!
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BaconDave
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I'm never reading buried comments again. 170 is a dick.
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scarletdragonfly
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170 - Jesus chirst, you asshole! Good thing I've already read the book...
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umithinkyess
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oh woops have u guys not seen the movie yet?? well I have and I hope I didn't ruin it for ya guys
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Banana_Pancakes6
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170 - Go swallow some poisonous snakes then turn on you garbage disposal and stick your hands down it you little fucking twat
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jamie72596
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How does that have ANYTHING to do with this FML?
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Camillams
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Ouch! I'm sorry
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JesusFishTaco
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Sorry? So it was you who knocked over the cactus!
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xlord
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free acupuncture?
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Dabestisjlee
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Hahaha Ouch!
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_Oblivion_
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Thats completely irrational. It obviously tickled.
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tsume24
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4, I FUCKING LOVE your car ._.
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tonydizzle
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did you name your cactus Bryan?
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ifmlftw
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lmfao
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MaeSoccer42
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I love ray:) imma marry that bastard
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Iamnotmyself
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-119 I'm going to have sex with him first.
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IWarnedYou
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Why do people say that on here and on YouTube? Whats it from?
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F0xyTurtle
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YESSSS
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PinkHorset
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I Love RWJ =3
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mahomie97
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nahh man, it's name is bob(;
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tonydizzle
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it's from standup from demetri Martin it's funny
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ObeseKitten
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YOUR FACE!! GODDAMMIT!!
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imosim
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I was waiting for someone to make this reference
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tonydizzle
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lol I'm less nurturing than a desert....that's not true....ladies hahaha
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stuner56
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obesekitten, you're awesome
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hawty12345
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HAHAHAHA I love you for that. :'D
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shamille
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gahahaha. yes.
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IWarnedYou
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I've missed something here. Why is that saying on YouTube and here?
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lukeypucky21
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lol lol was thinking same exact thing!
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AstroWatermelon
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so you know that there's a cactus there with the window open,and yet you still decide to nap there? so smart
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katgurl
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Why would you sleep under it ? x.x
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unluckiestperson_fml
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Maybe she didn't expect it to fall?
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kingfin88
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your hot
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Uraharas_Bankai
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At least you woke up to the the fresh feel of nature
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mahomie97
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agreed!:D
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fckdupzf
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u need to see a plastic surgeon asap O_O
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sheethapins
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Yes, only plastic surgeons are able to pull out cactus needles.
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TheBeatlesAreLov
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So I definitely read your comment in Stewie's voice...made it 10x funnier
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fckdupzf
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plants don't grow up in the air on it's own. it was planted in a pot and the pot must have landed along with the plant. therefore he needs a surgeon to fix the distorted face.
I had a friend who lost one of his eye and had to go through a long surgery. his situation is quite similar to this fml
I had a friend who lost one of his eye and had to go through a long surgery. his situation is quite similar to this fml
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knocking
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It could have been a cheap plastic pot and therefor didn't cause any additional damage (besides the needles from the cactus). And even if it was a heavy pot, it doesn't necessarily mean OPs face is messed up. I'm sorry about your friend, but he needed surgery after a similar situation doesn't mean that everyone who goes through something like this will.
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noahlazarowski
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excactly