don't sleep under a cactus?

talk about a wake up call.

/facepalm

More like face-cactus

why.......?

*facecactus

your cactus just wanted to give you a friendly hug

but the real question is " what knocked it over?" u must be a violent sleeper.

Yeahhh... i usually choose not to put a cactus on a thin windowsill right above me...

isn't putting thorns inside of you therapeutic

51- not cactus thorns..

Faceplant.

and this is why cati are not a good idea for and home decoration

Your face is a cactus? FYL.

the moment you realize you're terrible at finding places to nap and that cacti are fucking stupid things to have in your house: priceless.

"YOUR FACE, GODDAMMIT"

#51, I don't think thorns are what most people like to insert inside themselves.

haha must have been watching hellrasier

Well, since you were sleeping under the window sill where the cactus was, I'm guessing you were sleeping outside. When you fall asleep outside, bad things are bound to happen. FYL:(

you know there are window sills inside ( above your bed maybe )

What were you doing putting your face near cacti..?

Facetime.

133, didn't you read the FML? FaceTime is with Apple. we're talking about cacti here, not apples! D:

135- Well here's a cookie.

51 is talking about acupuncture and making a joke about it doy!

137, i only accept biscuits

Yum.

at least it wasn't an anvil that said oops on the side

agreed, poor planning

is someone praying for you?

yeahh' thats true...

78 thanks mr.obvious

haha, not sure anyone else got that.

so there I was, taking a nap, minding my own business. . . .

my thoughts exactly!

LOLOLOL #78 got me bad on that one!
I always laugh when I hear that quote(z

cacti: the pricks of the plant world.

Today, after falling from my thin windowsill several times my owner insisted on keeping me there so while she was sleeping I decided to fall on her face. FHL.

Good thing most cacti aren't fataly sharp or poisonous.

156: you're welcome

lmao

126- they were sleeping....

haha who even needs alarm clocks anymore... so overrated..

Oh god I read "While I was fapping".

oh no these plants are attacking now beware!

omg neville longbottom killed Voldemorts snake and that helped Harry kill Voldemort!!!! and Ron's older bother, Fred, died

LMAO! That must have hurt like a bitch. Your life sucks.. Sorry OP.. Cactus face XD

what a prick

Plants vs Zombies.
The plants always win:p

it's happening!
ehh see what I did there?

Omg neville longbottom killed Voldemorts snake and that helped Harry kill Voldemort!!! Oh and Ron's older brother Fred and snape died:(

nice one asshat dont read 170

170 fucking ruined it for all of us who haven't seen it yet!!!

Way to go 170 u ruined it for all the nerds on FML.

Way to go 170 u ruined it for all the nerds on FML.

#170 You asshole!

Now, I don't know these things - I'm not a fan, but if you've read the book shouldn't you already know what happens? Or do they change a bunch of things for the movie?

I hope you get burried.

ouch!

I'm never reading buried comments again. 170 is a dick.

170 - Jesus chirst, you asshole! Good thing I've already read the book...

oh woops have u guys not seen the movie yet?? well I have and I hope I didn't ruin it for ya guys

170 - Go swallow some poisonous snakes then turn on you garbage disposal and stick your hands down it you little fucking twat

How does that have ANYTHING to do with this FML?

Ouch! I'm sorry

Sorry? So it was you who knocked over the cactus!

free acupuncture?

Hahaha Ouch!

Thats completely irrational. It obviously tickled.

4, I FUCKING LOVE your car ._.

did you name your cactus Bryan?

lmfao

I love ray:) imma marry that bastard

-119 I'm going to have sex with him first.

Why do people say that on here and on YouTube? Whats it from?

YESSSS

I Love RWJ =3

nahh man, it's name is bob(;

it's from standup from demetri Martin it's funny

YOUR FACE!! GODDAMMIT!!

I was waiting for someone to make this reference

lol I'm less nurturing than a desert....that's not true....ladies hahaha

obesekitten, you're awesome

HAHAHAHA I love you for that. :'D

gahahaha. yes.

I've missed something here. Why is that saying on YouTube and here?

lol lol was thinking same exact thing!

so you know that there's a cactus there with the window open,and yet you still decide to nap there? so smart

Why would you sleep under it ? x.x

Maybe she didn't expect it to fall?

your hot

At least you woke up to the the fresh feel of nature

agreed!:D

u need to see a plastic surgeon asap O_O

Yes, only plastic surgeons are able to pull out cactus needles.

So I definitely read your comment in Stewie's voice...made it 10x funnier

plants don't grow up in the air on it's own. it was planted in a pot and the pot must have landed along with the plant. therefore he needs a surgeon to fix the distorted face.
I had a friend who lost one of his eye and had to go through a long surgery. his situation is quite similar to this fml

It could have been a cheap plastic pot and therefor didn't cause any additional damage (besides the needles from the cactus). And even if it was a heavy pot, it doesn't necessarily mean OPs face is messed up. I'm sorry about your friend, but he needed surgery after a similar situation doesn't mean that everyone who goes through something like this will.

excactly