Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
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Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, while out of town, I got a hysterical phone call from my teenage nephew who was pet-sitting at my house. My geriatric dog, who seemed fine when we left, had died during the night. Now my family is mourning the dog and my nephew is traumatized. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24
But, if you ask me, it's not weird if the 15 year old is not home - but it sure is strange if the dog isn't!
tonydizzle 0
father of the year!
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Comments (185)
DaNoOb 0
i dont get it, and sam doesnt get it so i guess you all make no.sense and.bananas.look.good.with.water.
organicmtdew 0
see, it's cos a human girl isn't gonna get hit by a car, get in a nasty fight with another dog, or get lost and picked up by animal control. that SUCKS that your dad has more faith in you than in a dog!!!
s2syou 7
i can understand where hes coming from, you mustve intepreted wrong, youy 15 you have brains teenagers go out do whatever but a dogs different you cant call them they cant speak back and only the trained dogs know their way home so hed obviously be worried about the dog
Wynthos 2
Sounds like your dad has his priorities layed out. The world doesn't revolve around you.
iMagzzzy 0
Which one is the dog again?
wtvr 2
you whiny little pubescent brat apparently he thinks you can take care of yourself and dont run off after every squirrell you see. maybe he should reconsider that.
evilguy13 0
maybe he beleives you're old enough to look after yourself, 15 isn't a baby anymore. but a dog doesn't just run off by itself. there's nothing to worry about op
UsernameUnknown 7
Tell your father to stay quiet he's screaming in front of our house.
divadro102 16
Man's best friend.. proof
Casuality 6
Maybe because you being 15, are able to independently get out of the house and the dog can't.