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Aww I'm sorry. my dog ran away too.
Everyone below this comment has a large penis
*forever alone*
9-Even the girls?
17- it takes more than one vote to reject an fml
Suddenly, all the girls below 9's comment are male.
Aww do you think I look pretty? (:
Haven't you heard of a leash?
Hey when God gives you lemons, you find a new God!
not even animals love you OP.
eh srry for u be sad becuz u dog leve u srry I am Russian not be america
no, u go to lemonparty.org
You should always make sure you have an eye on a newly bought dog. No matter what, they just think of you as someone new and are likely to run away. Keep the dog in or on a leash for a while until he/she knows that he/she is part of the family. Even still it could run away, so just make sure you always take precautions etc. Hope this helped out for the future.
ydi
162 - When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
#2 your picture is awesome!
AGREEEEEEED ******* hate cats.
#2 your picture is awesome!
How about fish?
I hope the dogs okay.
Don't worry the dog is fine. My belly is nice and comfortable.
Yeah. OP's dog was name Bethoven. He's very successful without OP.
I realy don't care about the person who wrote the FML I'm worried about the dog
I realy don't care about the person who wrote the FML I'm worried about the dog
Woahh both your comments are the same number!! O.o
Thanks, MOM!!
You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.
or a fish
or a platypus
or a rock ^_^
82- ooh good thinking! that would actually come in handy ^_^
82 hangover part 2 lawl
What about a catfish named Platypus who moves like a sloth who has a rock with a picture of a drug dealing monkey on it? / :D
or a bee on a string.
First the monkey, now my hat. This day couldn't get any worse.
yeah and it would eat you :)
I still don't get why it is legal to purchase an animal but not to purchase a human...
82 - How would it get the drugs though if it can't escape every once in a while (cause of it got outside once it would see a chance at a better life with someone else and run away) sorry for destroying any dreams out there.
sorry OP. ):
yay band! trombone ;)
CLARINET!!!!!!!!
Buy a pet rock...
I'm sure OP will find. way for said pet rock or Chia Pet to run away...
the pet rock will commit suicide
True enough..OP can come to my garden and get some....lol
ah
XD Hell no! "Get some rocks"
#134 you crack me up
Op can get his rocks off in her garden?
get a smaller pet, turtle or guinea pig maybe? :)
No, op should get a turtle. Turtles can't run. :D
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You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.
get a cat, see how that works.