By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada
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Aww I'm sorry. my dog ran away too.
Everyone below this comment has a large penis
*forever alone*
9-Even the girls?
17 - TELL IT AGAIN! TELL IT AGAIN!
17- it takes more than one vote to reject an fml
Perhaps a fish?
9- actually had to think about this one...are you saying from a boner? (referring to #1's pic)
especially the girls
especially the girls
Suddenly, all the girls below 9's comment are male.
Aww do you think I look pretty? (:
I just commented so I can feel better about myself. FYL OP.
weird...all comments are gone
My hopes and dreams were just crushed; curse you comment deleting admins.):
Haven't you heard of a leash?
ever heard of get some fucking friends?
Hey when God gives you lemons, you find a new God!
nice ass
it probably didn't like you
This sucks, amirite.net ?
Like really!!!!!! I totally had to like this one
114, when life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold. that's from Atmosphere.
not even animals love you OP.
eh srry for u be sad becuz u dog leve u srry I am Russian not be america
no, u go to lemonparty.org
You should always make sure you have an eye on a newly bought dog. No matter what, they just think of you as someone new and are likely to run away. Keep the dog in or on a leash for a while until he/she knows that he/she is part of the family. Even still it could run away, so just make sure you always take precautions etc. Hope this helped out for the future.
162 - When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
Hahahahahahahahah!
get your dog really fat next time, or get like a hamster
get a cat, see how that works.
yuh.. treat dat pussy right and it will never run away..
I have a feeling that the cat would find a way out too..
maybe the owner is such a horrible person that any animal or person can't stand to be near them. or they're just a reallllyyyy boring person, in that case, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT OP!
ya know what this calls for... Pet Rock!
#2 your picture is awesome!
90 - i dont think he heard u, chewbacca ate him
dude cats suck dog: I get fed and played with all day I must be in heaven / cat: I get fed and played with all day I must be a god
for reference, my retarded friend asked one day if he would like him to create a FML account for myself, the name was not my decision, unfortunately. the pic was all me tho.
AGREEEEEEED fucking hate cats.
#2 your picture is awesome!
get a hamster. it won't be able to escape as it will be in a cage.
my hamster escaped from it's caged ALLLL the time!!!! Then I had to lock that shit down like a prison. Hasn't gotten out since.
Nerd.
How about fish?
I hope the dogs okay.
Don't worry the dog is fine. My belly is nice and comfortable.
Yeah. OP's dog was name Bethoven. He's very successful without OP.
I realy don't care about the person who wrote the FML I'm worried about the dog
I realy don't care about the person who wrote the FML I'm worried about the dog
Woahh both your comments are the same number!! O.o
183: Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not magic. There's a comment bug.
Thanks, MOM!!
You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.
or a cat :p
or a fish
or a platypus
or a rock ^_^
or a sloth
Or a drug dealing monkey.
82- ooh good thinking! that would actually come in handy ^_^
82 hangover part 2 lawl
A tad late, but I'm gonna say it anyway "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER."
Shark with GPS.
let's start a combo breaker combo so no one could break it. C-c-c-combo breaker!!
nice job 113! better late than never :)
What about a catfish named Platypus who moves like a sloth who has a rock with a picture of a drug dealing monkey on it? / :D
or a dog! wait...
wolfcat...
Or a Snorlax
or a bee on a string.
or a Liger
First the monkey, now my hat. This day couldn't get any worse.
yeah and it would eat you :)
I still don't get why it is legal to purchase an animal but not to purchase a human...
or... Why not Zoidberg?
Or a horse named Sarah Jessica Parker.
82 - How would it get the drugs though if it can't escape every once in a while (cause of it got outside once it would see a chance at a better life with someone else and run away) sorry for destroying any dreams out there.
sorry OP. ):
yay band! trombone ;)
CLARINET!!!!!!!!
get a chia pet.
Well, they don't shed...
cha cha cha chia (:
Buy a pet rock...
I'm sure OP will find. way for said pet rock or Chia Pet to run away...
why would someone need to buy a rock....all you gotta do is look for one...possibly, I dunno, outside??
the pet rock will commit suicide
True enough..OP can come to my garden and get some....lol
u want op to "get some" out of ur garden!?
XD Hell no! "Get some rocks"
there's rocks outside!? what!? :) let's see how many haters I get because of this :)
#134 you crack me up
Op can get his rocks off in her garden?
Aw...that's so sad
I feel ya bro! or sis...that's happened to me before
I feel ya bro! or sis...that's happened to me before
get a smaller pet, turtle or guinea pig maybe? :)
maybe OP will lose the smaller pet. they can crawl away easier. I suggest to buy an elephant, you can always find them if they run away.
No, op should get a turtle. Turtles can't run. :D
aww that really sucks):


You should've bought a hippo. They're too lazy to run away.
get a cat, see how that works.