FML : Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's...

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Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ManInPain - / Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:46 / United States

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By orangejuice12 | 0

#2877000 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:15

well punch that fucker back:p

By Sparkiee93 | 3

#2877058 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:19

You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"

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By nigrice | 0

#2876989 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:15

well don't be so ugly...

jdawgg92 | 1

#2877009 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:16

punch him back!

OrderXsoL | 0

#2877037 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:18

smack the bitch! smack the bitch!

carlieee1 | 8

#2877086 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:21

1- don't be such an ass

fthislyfe | 22

#2877177 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:31

omg im so sorry for u...that was funny though, lol

Trololololololo_fml | 7

#2877321 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:50

Punch him back. Unless it's a woman, then that would be rude.

Thunderbender | 2

#2877502 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:21

I'm hoping you left out the part where you turned around and beat the shit out of him.... or at least called the cops on him.

GuessWhatKids | 13

#2879098 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:12

@59 "When I asked HIM why HE punched me"
Is it that hard to read the FML?

By athena3100 | 9

#2876993 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:15

lol im sorry.

NomOnShroomz | 14

#2877108 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:23

Are you saying you did this?

doing_it_ritee | 5

#2877143 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:28

hahahha. that's too funny..
but fyl op!

chaps93 | 6

#2877157 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:29

At least he was honest..

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2877189 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:32

This is a perfect opportunity to grow some balls and get that motherfucker right back!!

imosim | 0

#2877224 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:36

guess it wasn't a random decision :P

purplepizza21 | 0

#2877275 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:41

well, are you?

tatababe | 0

#2877293 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:46

LoL you did that!!!

Derpino | 0

#2877343 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:53

At least he didn't lie to you.

garrettsgirl | 0

#2877364 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:56

2 I love your picture!

UnderstoodCat | 0

#2877542 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:29

How is your first reaction to ask why he chose you? I would have said: "Oh, yeah...." then I would punch him back.

MeBeYourFriend | 0

#2877588 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:35

HOLY shit i got to go punch a random person!! time is Running out!

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2878611 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:46

He's spitting the truth.

chahat | 0

#2878727 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:02

aha yeeehh buddeeeh!

trinityariel | 0

#2878902 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:39

r u saying u punched him

coffeygirl12 | 14

#2879783 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:10

so did u punch him back or did u just stand there with a stupid look on ur face???? (:

ilovemyjb13 | 1

#2880093 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:59

lol really i didnt know that!!! *punchs person in the face*

ryno101 | 3

#2880124 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:03

man up and fight back you big gay mans blouse?

CitrusGirl | 0

#2880188 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:13

That's when you say, " HAHA! It's report a random person for assult day!"

chongers18 | 0

#2882247 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:05

what if when you turned around it was a midget dressed as a leprechaun and instead of him saying you were ugly he said ," that's what cha get for stealin me gold."

By nwill98 | 3

#2876998 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:15

some people these days

Aim4thebullseye | 4

#2877052 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:19

punch him back and then tell him "that's not what your mother said last night"

bryyxoo | 0

#2877285 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:44

I bet it was a Facebook event

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2878803 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:16

Yeah. I bet the guy who punched OP is gonna show up on his "People you may know" list the next day.

XanderScythe | 11

#4225167 - Wednesday 28 March 2012 2:31

OP, punch him and say, "HAHA! it is own a faggot day!"

JesseAttack | 21

#5659336 - Thursday 5 September 2013 2:38

Eventually we'll get robbed, ask why, and the guy'll say, "it's a rob a dude day". Yup, people these days.

By orangejuice12 | 0

#2877000 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:15

well punch that fucker back:p

CommonSenseKarma | 17

#2879009 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:56

That should have been the response as soon as the guy said "HAHA! It's punch a— OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU BROKE MY NOSE"

Dragon_Beast | 4

#2879179 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:26

I wouldn't even give him time to talk I would just tackle him and punch him in the face.

anothersuicide | 0

#2880067 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:54

well he can't punch him back now, he knows who he is..

swasticop | 0

#2880167 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:10

118- Thats mature

jannie22 | 0

#2880178 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:12

I'm 69 I'm so proud

CommonSenseKarma | 17

#2880511 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:12

135-That's mature.

As if I care.

enopola | 5

#2883012 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:39

or, shit I broke both a loser's legs day

By dirtbiker3325_fml | 0

#2877002 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:15

life blows. and you got hit by a nice blow

PrickHead | 0

#2878966 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:50

why dont you just go find something to blow on...?

EatnBeef | 7

#2879943 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:36

"my friend, you've just been kicked in the nuts" Peter: NO WAY!! " yeah your Gunna be on tv". we need more random shit days like this

By ladybunny | 0

#2877004 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:15

"I know you are, but what am I?"
Ohh good ol days.

HannahForbesxo | 13

#2877209 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:34

"Takes one to know one". Those comebacks were unbeatable.

By sickjairo | 7

#2877006 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:15

Punch him back!

chocomilk82 | 0

#2881528 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:00

Yeah!

By yourshootingstar | 4

#2877011 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:16

don't take that shit punch back

commietaco | 0

#2877201 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:33

or...a swift kick to the nuts! assuming the aggressor was a guy.

HannahForbesxo | 13

#2877219 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:36

Sucks to be your english teacher.

commietaco | 0

#2877240 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:38

what's your problem?

HannahForbesxo | 13

#2877250 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:39

Shit, ignore that. Posted on the wrong comment.

commietaco | 0

#2877268 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:41

lol, it's all good. I was getting upset because I couldn't find my mistake.

HannahForbesxo | 13

#2877490 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:20

It's the second time that's happened to me today! I really do need to be more careful.

revenge93_fml | 0

#2879974 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:41

how many ppl have this pic of a girl that u have up now??? I've seen it like twenty times how many of them are of u?? I'm confused ....

yourshootingstar | 4

#2880304 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:37

who are you referring to?

Codezlol | 21

#2880622 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:34

K Town for the win!!

Kevinlokz | 3

#2881281 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 10:10

cutee or wat ;)

Reed_111 | 5

#2881352 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 10:33

I know I would punch them back!

By NomOnShroomz | 14

#2877019 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:17

Are you a fifty year old Asian lady? Those are fun to punch...

By alexiiiiis09 | 0

#2877024 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:17

aw that's mean hahah. I got punched once walkin down a hallway and they were like "oops sorry wrong person" lmao

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