By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 122
You deserved it 4 905

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sparkiee93 3

You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"


OrderXsoL 0

smack the bitch! smack the bitch!

fthislyfe 22

omg im so sorry for u...that was funny though, lol

Punch him back. Unless it's a woman, then that would be rude.

Thunderbender 2

I'm hoping you left out the part where you turned around and beat the shit out of him.... or at least called the cops on him.

GuessWhatKids 13

@59 "When I asked HIM why HE punched me" Is it that hard to read the FML?

doing_it_ritee 5

hahahha. that's too funny.. but fyl op!

chaps93 6

This is a perfect opportunity to grow some balls and get that ************ right back!!

guess it wasn't a random decision :P

purplepizza21 0
garrettsgirl 0

How is your first reaction to ask why he chose you? I would have said: "Oh, yeah...." then I would punch him back.

MeBeYourFriend 0

HOLY shit i got to go punch a random person!! time is Running out!

trinityariel 0
coffeygirl12 14

so did u punch him back or did u just stand there with a stupid look on ur face???? (:

lol really i didnt know that!!! *punchs person in the face*

man up and fight back you big gay mans blouse?

That's when you say, " HAHA! It's report a random person for assult day!"

what if when you turned around it was a midget dressed as a leprechaun and instead of him saying you were ugly he said ," that's what cha get for stealin me gold."

punch him back and then tell him "that's not what your mother said last night"

bryyxoo 0

I bet it was a Facebook event

Yeah. I bet the guy who punched OP is gonna show up on his "People you may know" list the next day.

OP, punch him and say, "HAHA! it is own a ****** day!"

Eventually we'll get robbed, ask why, and the guy'll say, "it's a rob a dude day". Yup, people these days.

CommonSenseKarma 17

That should have been the response as soon as the guy said "HAHA! It's punch a— OH MY ******* GOD YOU BROKE MY NOSE"

Dragon_Beast 4

I wouldn't even give him time to talk I would just tackle him and punch him in the face.

well he can't punch him back now, he knows who he is..

CommonSenseKarma 17

135-That's mature. As if I care.

or, shit I broke both a loser's legs day

why dont you just go find something to blow on...?

"my friend, you've just been kicked in the nuts" Peter: NO WAY!! " yeah your Gunna be on tv". we need more random shit days like this

ladybunny 0

"I know you are, but what am I?" Ohh good ol days.

"Takes one to know one". Those comebacks were unbeatable.

or...a swift kick to the nuts! assuming the aggressor was a guy.

Shit, ignore that. Posted on the wrong comment.

lol, it's all good. I was getting upset because I couldn't find my mistake.

It's the second time that's happened to me today! I really do need to be more careful.

revenge93_fml 0

how many ppl have this pic of a girl that u have up now??? I've seen it like twenty times how many of them are of u?? I'm confused ....

Are you a fifty year old Asian lady? Those are fun to punch...

aw that's mean hahah. I got punched once walkin down a hallway and they were like "oops sorry wrong person" lmao