Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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orangejuice12 0
well punch that ****** back:p
Sparkiee93 3
You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"
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Comments (194)
revenge93_fml 0
that doesn't make sense u said that he said it was punch a random guy day and that u asked him why he punched an he said cuz ur ugly?? which one is it?? I thunk this is a lie......
gmayn 0
if its punch a random person punch his sorry ass
drewkane_fml 0
If you were chosen because it was random, how can you be chosen because you are ugly?
Link33_fml 0
I would have bludgeoned that obnoxious son of a bitch like he was a baby harp seal. The question of "why" never would have entered my mind.
MissChaos84 0
U shoulda punched him back and said ' right back at ya'
Allymeme 3
ydi for being ugly
Allymeme 3
ydi for being ugly
Memeguy76 0
kick his ass.
XxThrasherxX 0
Punch him back and be like "Happy punch day to you too!"
lillost93 5
try to be less ugly ?