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Fight Club

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 08:01

Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML

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Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 29 June 2021 8:29

Disability badges aren't a thing are they???

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 29 June 2021 11:34

Right like I get having a medical card with allergies and issues for nonverbal or seIzures, but the car placards stay in the car or they're useless. Unless this is a thing in another country, 100% feels like an entitled bitch pretending to be disabled so she can abuse people and get away with it.

Comments

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 29 June 2021 8:29

Disability badges aren't a thing are they???

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 29 June 2021 11:32

I know there's the blue parking permit, but I've never seen something any disabled person just wears.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 29 June 2021 11:34

nammavic1 11

Tuesday 29 June 2021 14:53

She deserved to be socked a good one.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 29 June 2021 20:12

While getting “punched in the back of the head” for wearing headphones is rude and uncalled for, breaking that person’s nose is an overreaction by quite a bit. Frankly I think both of you deserve whatever trouble that this altercation may have landed you in.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 29 June 2021 22:58

No, an overreaction would be jumping them and hitting them with a baseball bat. Who knows what kind of person she could hit, she got off lucky with just a broken nose.

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 30 June 2021 7:38

She shouldn't have started a fight she wasn't prepared to lose. She 100% had it coming.

bleachedraven 14

Wednesday 30 June 2021 5:38

wtf . both on the wrong

CaptainMaggot 4

Wednesday 30 June 2021 14:01

the self defense is completely justified. your just living your life, and you certainly didnt ask to be assaulted. shame on that women, she got what she deserved