Weird, Awkward and Fight: Fight Club

Fight Club

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 08:01

Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML

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By beer guy - 01/12/2010 05:12

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 1 753

By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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You deserved it 4 904

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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Public freakout

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 18:00

Today, some guy punched me so hard I lost a tooth. I defended myself and broke his nose, so he started screaming for his mother. He turned out to be autistic, so witnesses, including the police, said I should have been more understanding of his disability after HE HIT ME AND TOOK MY FUCKING TOOTH OUT. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 18:34 - United States - Metairie

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 29 June 2021 8:29

Disability badges aren't a thing are they???

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 29 June 2021 11:34

Right like I get having a medical card with allergies and issues for nonverbal or seIzures, but the car placards stay in the car or they're useless. Unless this is a thing in another country, 100% feels like an entitled bitch pretending to be disabled so she can abuse people and get away with it.

Comments

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 29 June 2021 8:29

Disability badges aren't a thing are they???

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 29 June 2021 11:32

I know there's the blue parking permit, but I've never seen something any disabled person just wears.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 29 June 2021 11:34

nammavic1 11

Tuesday 29 June 2021 14:53

She deserved to be socked a good one.

Chazzster 26

Tuesday 29 June 2021 20:12

While getting “punched in the back of the head” for wearing headphones is rude and uncalled for, breaking that person’s nose is an overreaction by quite a bit. Frankly I think both of you deserve whatever trouble that this altercation may have landed you in.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 29 June 2021 22:58

No, an overreaction would be jumping them and hitting them with a baseball bat. Who knows what kind of person she could hit, she got off lucky with just a broken nose.

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 30 June 2021 7:38

She shouldn't have started a fight she wasn't prepared to lose. She 100% had it coming.

bleachedraven 14

Wednesday 30 June 2021 5:38

wtf . both on the wrong

CaptainMaggot 4

Wednesday 30 June 2021 14:01

the self defense is completely justified. your just living your life, and you certainly didnt ask to be assaulted. shame on that women, she got what she deserved