Health: Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete...

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

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By NeedANewWindshield - 24/08/2019 14:00

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML

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Cruisin' for a bruisin'

By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:07

So what'd you do with the body?

experience333 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:08

maybe it was for youtube?

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Revolushun 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:59

that sucks bro

CANNIBALx 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:04

That would be your karma for not donating to a children's charity during the Holidays, you disgustingly selfish rat!

Crazyjoe33 6

Sunday 10 April 2011 0:45

4 wow.

Kingcc 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:40

haha balltap!! jk fyl dude

Taq_fml 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:01

Maybe you deserved it!!!!

Pb25797051 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 0:51

2 is a DUMBASS

jajajapun 5

Sunday 9 January 2011 1:09

It was obviously a joke... -_-;

AMagicalLeoplura 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:54

lol @ 43

danishbagel 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:03

Punk'd

C6Racer 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 20:27

Sir, you've been "Kicked in the Nuts".

quin01 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 21:45

C6Racer,he waz punched in the nuts

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 8 January 2011 22:06

5 - You're still wrong. It's "Punch'd".

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:07

So what'd you do with the body?

zomgwtfbbqbagel 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:18

Made me lol.

cupcakemann95 7

Friday 23 September 2011 12:36

He burned it in the fires of hell

dramachick4 4

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:08

ouch and what did you do to piss him off?

experience333 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:08

maybe it was for youtube?

mkrone 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:34

then it would be well worth it.

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:10

Whatever happened to don't mess with Texas? Shoot the son of a bitch!

raw_tigahh 2

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:12

you must be really tall... I usually just get kicked not straight on punched

6sick6 4

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:55

So you usually get kicked in the balls, huh?

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:55

or wee man payed him a surprise visit

FMLsOhilarious 6

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:22

You're really selfish and inconsiderate...he was obviously trying to make you feel better. Lol jk...that sucks.

FukYurLife_89 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:33

ydi for not havin smaller balls... lol

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