Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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orangejuice12 0
well punch that ****** back:p
Sparkiee93 3
You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"
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Comments (194)
spacemanspiff78 7
makes sense to me
FaberDriveLuv 5
:( sorry
Sparkiee93 3
You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"
YacL 15
I thought it was punch a random stranger day, not punch an ugly person day.
KVKdragon 26
if someone punched me like that and he or she wasn't carrying a weapon, I'd definitely punch back. that guy has no right to assault you like that, so you're just defending yourself by punching back /:)
awesoneness23 0
anus
iloveWAR 0
valid reasoning
gamegeek42 6
lmao. makes total sense.
Brian5150 0
hahaha... that is a great idea.... what a douche. sorry u had to deal wih that kind of shit
cniggs 0
maybe op should just be better looking
lylasgurgur 12
that sucks:( sorry OP
smexehXredhead0 0
Oh damn.
allthatremains25 0
punch him back and say it's punch a small penis day.
richboii 0
thats just gay.......
Bowser6622 5
The next day, throw a brick into his car's windshield. Have a note saying, "Happy Wreck A Random Person's Car Day" on it. Problem Solved.