Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready to brush my teeth and go to bed. I tiredly brushed my teeth with my mascara. FML
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Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, my teeth feel dirty. Just go brush them, right? Actually, I just did. Thoroughly and meticulously, for several minutes, until both my arm and my gums hurt. Yep, still feel dirty. FML
Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I brushed my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue, I went too far, which made me throw up. I was 20 minutes late for work. Good start. FML
Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
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MasterTron 24
Easy breezy cover teeth
Spencyy 18
Are your teeth now well defined?
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Comments (42)
MasterTron 24
Easy breezy cover teeth
Spencyy 18
Are your teeth now well defined?
ohSNAPyall 26
Her teeth are voluminous.
wickedhyype 17
Well... Did you die?
I_Like_Dogs 28
Yes, there's Wi-Fi in afterlife. Luckily, OP was buried with her smartphone.
Ichiya 29
Sadly yes, but they lived!!!!
dannidoll93 24
Do you have fuller, longer looking teeth? Did you also lengthen your eyelashes with toothpaste?
kianabanannna 21
Did it give you that London look?
Eliiara 11
This made me smile and actually laugh :) Thank you.
hellnosucka 27
time to prank a dentist.
IronMan_Mk43 20
I hope you didn't swallow any of the mascara because it doesn't make your stomach look fuller
trulypar 34
It could have been worse...you could have minty fresh eyelashes.
Eliiara 11
Oh god I can't imagine the pain of toothpaste in my eye/contact lens.
felipe2342 18
Not related to the fml but fml needs to allow people to undo button presses. I pressed ydi unintentionally.
XtremeHeat 14
SAME I do that all the time and its so annoying!
blcksocks 19
I wish you would just "make-up" your mind...