Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML
Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
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orangejuice12 0
well punch that ****** back:p
Sparkiee93 3
You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"
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Comments (194)
Frenchface 0
lol wow! mean an he is!
CaitlinMarie27 0
you should have punched him in the face(:
deathbreadstick 10
Man, people are douche bags. :/
DalekScythe 0
what's with all the Cyanide & Happiness like FML's?
LeSHINee 0
Rude. Now punch him back. :B
Southpaw7391 3
that's one brave mo fo. should've kicked him right square in the jewels what a dick
ogthug24 4
I would've fuckked their shit up
musicboi96 1
F****NG FAKE!!! in the REAL world that would count as a form of assault. and the person wouldn't ask why they were chosen, they would beat the caca of the person who punched them. so get a life and stop making up fake FML's. >:(
Ace021 0
Lol. That
Sniper3000 0
I woulda knocked him out cold