Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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orangejuice12 0
well punch that ****** back:p
Sparkiee93 3
You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"
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Comments (194)
Skills69 0
well it kinda is your fault
avanwin1277 5
sux to b u
atroxletum 6
*Sucks *be *you
cgchamp89 7
2*
nixter5 18
You should have punched him right back!!
docscientist 10
And you let him get away with his behavior? Way to encourage him.
ngarcia333 0
I'd beat the shit out of that nigga!!! where do these freaks come from?
anotherNERD12560 0
I'm not so sure I believe you
TalkinSmack 6
punch em in the JUNK. tell him that u thought it was random JUNK PUNCH day :)
madeline1960 0
I hope you didn't take that to heart . he's just a asshole !! I don't think anyone is ugly . I think some people just don't take care of themselves !!!
SkyiiStarflower 0
punch him in the crotch and say- "oh, it's punch a little penis day." then punch him in the face, and be all- "well, you are what you eat. a small dick." xD
Salvikidd 6
yea punching in their penis is called bancock...
SkyiiStarflower 0
cool story, bro. .-.
Legendslayer222 26
If it was me that was punched I would still laugh, his crazy behaviour cracks me up. Then, I would of course join in with the joyous occasion!