Yes, because that definitely would have helped the situation.

Being ghetto just gets you arrested.

It wouldn't have come out half as bad-ass as you'd want with a busted nose.

exactly. if a stranger was coming at me fast i would be scared as well.

She wasn't just coming at her fast, she grabbed him. Thats alot scarier than running at him.

4- wtf is up with your profile pic

God, I love you. No matter what the FML may be, you always reply with such kindness. I know you get some hate for that, but you're freaking awesome!

^ sorry, that was pretty random. But please, no matter how much negativity you may receive, don't ever change :')

Caramel? I would not really call it hate, I would rather call it honesty mostly, something I appreciate if people can be sivil about it, and thank you for your kind words. And to be honest, I have replied on some really bad days too so, I'm not entirely innocent, but thank you for your honesty and encouraging words

civil*

Says the guy with the picture of Bush eating a cat. Classy.

Aah, no wonder that my iPhone corrected it all the time I can make mistakes like that sometimes Sivil is the same as Civil where I live, just my brain who did not adjust to it correctly, thank you for pointing it out :) And I will buy that cookie tomorrow when the stores open ^^

Oh sorry I didn't know sivil is also correct where you live, im sorry for my ignorance.

W loves eating pussy.

Keevarou you're optimism amazes me, in a good way. I've never seen you comment with anything less then civility to even the harshest comments. Worst case could be much worse he could die and fall in the street causing a bus to crash killing all on board having more cars smash into it then a semi tankard full of highly explosive liquid that explodes catching surrounding buildings on fire burning all to the ground.

Keevarou, I'm with everyone else here: You're a good influence and a pleasure to read. I try to be as positive as I can as well, but even I let "asshole outta the box" here and there. Just thought I'd add a link on this chain of positive re-enforcement as well. :)

Keevarou is like Tim tebow of the NFL, you love to hate him because it's easy too and you hate to love him, keevarou=class act of FML, just like Tim tebow. (comparison is a little much but you get the idea if you watch the NFL)

If they yell trust fall I think it'd be appropriate to catch them. Then no worries about if they're gettin mugged or not :D

Not to mention Keevarou is so gosh dern adorable! And young! ;)

70- Isn't he a little old for you?

Yes, 71, but I'm trying to stay clean for 2 months so I don't get banned. Turns out that some of the mods don't take too kindly to Pedobear and his ways...

girl can be scary

A girl? OMG, no way! Hi, I'd just like to remind you that us females can be as equally vicious as you males; if not, even more. Females are involved in gangs, are rapists, and have robbed/mugged before as well. It's not just guys. :)

OP was obviously BEHIND the person who thought he was getting mugged. The person likely didn't see OP's face but felt a person grabbing them, so he instinctly hit his head against hers. Read the FML correctly before commenting. And 21 is right I know a girl who can beat the shit out of most guys her age.

Thanks 22 we needed that reminder that girls are bitches. I feel like that was a fail at trying to show how girls are equal.

I mean 22 sorry. I couldve sworn it was 21 when I commented.

25 - I think you missed my point.

I didn't realize this was a sensitive issue for some people. Holy hell.

My wife threaten to cut my balls off once.

7- No, he thought he was being mugged, period. 30- If it makes you feel better, I didn't: Girls can be equal to men in any and all aspects, a statement I completely concur with. Random fact: Pound for pound, women have the potential to be better boxers then men. They typically carry their weight more in their hips and not their shoulders, which gives them better control of their power, balance and recovery. Just saying. ;)

I once threatened to set one of my friends on fire and roast marshmallows over her flaming corpse, so yeah, girls are pretty vicious.

Ur such a sexist! U will never marry or be loved by anyone!

The kind where good deeds are not rewarded? Do I get a cookie? :D

11- I'm sorry but I can't send cookies over the internet. I can mail it but that takes a few days. Just go buy some cookies at the local market and consider them a gift from me.

OMG IT'S LIKE A WHITE OBAMA.

Thank you Captain Obvious.