Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML
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Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML
Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
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orangejuice12 0
well punch that ****** back:p
Sparkiee93 3
You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"
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Comments (194)
currychicken 4
obviously you punched back. right?
sheethapins 13
If you were to punch a random person, you'd choose them without purpose, the decision would be AT RANDOM. Therefore your question of to why he chose to hit you was not necessary, seeing he'd already explained himself by announcing what day it was. The proper response would have been a good old fashioned round house kick.
goshpeople 4
Finally, someone understands the meaning of "random"... The guy's response to your question should've been, "No reason. It was completely random." And I doubt he actually chose you because you're ugly (if you even are). It was just an easy insult after you asked.
anorexicbarbie 8
Yes.
ant1078 7
should have told em you'll see them on "punch an idiot day"
lmaoatall 6
I can't believe all you did was ask him why he did it! if it were me, he would have been on the ground bleeding. no questions asked.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
shank him and tell him that it's shank a random person day.
NomOnShroomz 14
I have officially lost all faith in humanity.
darkness4dummies 0
i would have laughed grabbed him by the hair shove him to the ground and beat the punk out of him or reported it to the police for abuse
SilentTreatment 7
I hope you turned around and f*clef their shit up and stomp him and tell him it's "national stomp the shit out of somebody" day!
nerdsgetmehot 23
That guy sounds like an ass. People like that make fun of/hurt others just to boost their own self-esteem.
whoopiftw 0
you deserved it because you're ugly.FYL