Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18
Sometimes a funny memory is better than sex.
conrad01 6
Ahh... Laughter truly is the best birth control!
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Comments (98)
alebunnie 7
I bet you guys will remember this more in the future than all the times you had sex....little things are sometimes better!
Fishfanatic 7
I thought what made a shirt a shirt... was the fact it has Buttons on it. Which you can undo. If you still have to wrestle with a shirt after undoing the buttons then the shirt IS too small. Nothing to do with having "curves" ( a word used VERY wrongly by far too many overweight women ) or a large chest. Even an obese person should be able to take off a shirt with little difficulty once the front buttons are undone. If by shirt the OP means T shirt, then Again, you shouldn't have to wrestle with it to remove it.
Fishfanatic 7
And as for some clothes being an " awkward" fit? If they are so awkward then don't buy them. There is no logical reason to buy something, that is shaped in a way that makes it difficult to put on and take off. That's just shitty design and not something anyone should willingly pay for.
Nanael_fml 4
Perhaps you should wear clothes that fit
dimplesimone 8
You should have just turned into the Hulk and ripped it off! That's what the Hulk would have done :P
manuel3272001 6
Aww, theres always next time.
ginglederf 6
I do this everyday when I undress Is that not normal?
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
I kinda envy your bf, having something so funny to remember is more lasting than some everyday sexy-time =D
TehBatman 0
Well at least one thing was 'long' & 'hard.'
Shaiann14 0
Can somebody plz tell me what op means?