By Anon - 10/3/2011 15:08 - United States
  Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
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By  ulicksam  |  0

It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.

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By  I_Iz_Emo  |  0

Why was he stripping in the first place, you should be dancing and stripping for him. That way he won't feel he has to shave his chest hair so it's like a penis

By  ulicksam  |  0

It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.

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  jltstephens  |  0

Hahahaha did I make the little Fag angry ? Your probably just bleeding out your vagina because you know you are forced to have sex with your girlfriend that has a vagina more yellow and stanky that your teeth while I am over In America enjoying my freedoms and having sex with my hot ass blonde girlfriend with massive double D tits. You can suck my massive TEXAS size dick you fagity Nigger loving, Jew cop, sheep fucker, ass pirate, hippie bitch, cum guzzling, piece of British shit.