Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
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Zodaicz
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...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.
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ulicksam
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It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.
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ridder215
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Sux to be you
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itsgonnahappento
| 11
say: "that's the closest to a penis your gonna have"
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
I see what you did there #1!
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CryMoreFMLs
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I see what you did there #1!!
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Exhausti
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I see what you did there #1!
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Exhausti
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I see what you did there #1!!
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kyarush
| 10
that... is... AWESOME!
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Sadochan
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Totally fucking cool.
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fluffyzoe64
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Seriously, I understand it may have been weird, but I laughed when I read this!
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TheWazBe
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Hmm, did he have the penis pointing toasted his mouth?
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EatnBeef
| 7
I guess he can fuck you twice ?
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GiggidyPants
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he is one hardcore motherfucker
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tktom7
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did it point to his mouth or his other head?
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T3P33_fml
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and was it wearing a condom?
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kazumaslayer666
| 3
like a boss
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T9FTW
| 20
SUX HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1!
No.
No.
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jltstephens
| 0
do I make you Randy ?!?!? do I make your horny baby ?!?
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Zodaicz
| 4
...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.
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bariforlife
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hahaha lol
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welandedonthemoo
| 5
good one lol
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lilash1
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lmao^
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takemethere
| 0
very good one!
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quent10
| 0
interesting...
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tyhod123
| 4
lmfao
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musicsadyingart
| 12
Charlie Sheen approves. WIN!
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JHawk22
| 0
haha probably
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pancakerocks
| 1
brillant!
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SupermanXL
| 3
nice
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BigHoshJosh
| 0
gotta catch em all
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hellsoldier23
| 0
ha lol win!!!
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alymm99
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lololol (;
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xDinox_fml
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That's disturbing... xD Lol
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AsianCookie247
| 14
yes it is!
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missory_missouri
| 0
Now, laugh and say,"You wish it were that big!"
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slightlypyro1996
| 4
So, you guys don't do that? Well at least I'm not the only one...
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I_Iz_Emo
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Why was he stripping in the first place, you should be dancing and stripping for him. That way he won't feel he has to shave his chest hair so it's like a penis
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No_LoveMM
| 3
What? All guys don't do that?
Sounds normal to me.
Sounds normal to me.
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MariaxMayhem
| 0
hii
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chupacabra141
| 9
Austin powers...
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FallonFerSure
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Sounds sexy ;)
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LolFYLS
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right that's a win for her not an fml
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nikkamad
| 0
agreed
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anonymous595
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u are:-)
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FatElie
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It was cute, then it turned romantic
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ulicksam
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It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.
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intheboot
| 0
poor guy. sounds like a lot of thought and effort wasted.
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kmarrs
| 2
I agree 100%
It's hair. That is usually covered. It isn't like he shaved the hair on his head into the shape of a penis.
It's hair. That is usually covered. It isn't like he shaved the hair on his head into the shape of a penis.
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Trent_21
| 6
ya the gf here is purty a jerk . her bf was jus trying to make her laugh.
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vegan_muffin
| 4
Agreed. She should be lucky her boyfriend has enough chest hair to even do this.
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CatEyes66
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I think I would enjoy seeing this
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kenny2008
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hey Wats da name of the character u have as ur pic
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docscientist
| 9
Jessica Rabbit
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Jackmangold
| 0
now he's looking up porn
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Jackmangold
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now he's looking up porn
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ganksta_ikm
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haha win
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Pawned71
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LOLOLOL
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sbharani96
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Gay.
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CaughRedHanded
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how manly :0 pffft. Let's face it, American guys just can't beat the British sex symbol XD
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uncbballwins
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maybe, but we can beat your teeth
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sumrem
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British guys are so hot
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jltstephens
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46. could you not think of anything better than Chubsey-ubsey ? that was lame as shit ! but then again what would you expect from a brit.
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jltstephens
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Hahahaha did I make the little Fag angry ? Your probably just bleeding out your vagina because you know you are forced to have sex with your girlfriend that has a vagina more yellow and stanky that your teeth while I am over In America enjoying my freedoms and having sex with my hot ass blonde girlfriend with massive double D tits. You can suck my massive TEXAS size dick you fagity Nigger loving, Jew cop, sheep fucker, ass pirate, hippie bitch, cum guzzling, piece of British shit.
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SexyMcKittington
| 3
you mean the Canadian British sex symbol ;)
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docscientist
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Cool, stereotyping.
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Suchagoonnn
| 4
cheerio!
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PrincessPwned
| 0
I always thought the sexiest British man was Robert Pattinson :P
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blo0_starZz
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I feel sorry for you, PrincessPwned..
To think he looks hot, let alone the hottest?
The pity...
To think he looks hot, let alone the hottest?
The pity...
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resbian
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I think the real fml here is PrincessPwned's comment..
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Naomiiiii
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Yuck! His face is shaped like a crescent moon...
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simpleplan239999
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ewwwww. hellllll no