FML : Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that...

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Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anon - / Thursday 10 March 2011 15:08 / United States

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By Zodaicz | 4

#2169057 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:16

...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.

By ulicksam | 0

#2169080 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:24

It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.

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By ridder215 | 7

#2169045 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:14

Sux to be you

itsgonnahappento | 11

#2169066 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:18

say: "that's the closest to a penis your gonna have"

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2169085 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:25

I see what you did there #1!

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2169099 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:28

I see what you did there #1!!

Exhausti | 0

#2169108 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:31

I see what you did there #1!

Exhausti | 0

#2169115 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:33

I see what you did there #1!!

kyarush | 10

#2169300 - Thursday 10 March 2011 19:30

that... is... AWESOME!

Sadochan | 0

#2169461 - Thursday 10 March 2011 20:33

Totally fucking cool.

fluffyzoe64 | 0

#2169891 - Thursday 10 March 2011 23:16

Seriously, I understand it may have been weird, but I laughed when I read this!

TheWazBe | 0

#2169899 - Thursday 10 March 2011 23:20

Hmm, did he have the penis pointing toasted his mouth?

EatnBeef | 7

#2169936 - Thursday 10 March 2011 23:30

I guess he can fuck you twice ?

GiggidyPants | 0

#2170161 - Friday 11 March 2011 0:21

he is one hardcore motherfucker

tktom7 | 6

#2171288 - Friday 11 March 2011 4:49

did it point to his mouth or his other head?

T3P33_fml | 0

#2172656 - Friday 11 March 2011 9:35

and was it wearing a condom?

kazumaslayer666 | 3

#2181562 - Monday 14 March 2011 21:38

like a boss

T9FTW | 20

#5099839 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 5:38

SUX HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1!

No.

By jltstephens | 0

#2169054 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:16

do I make you Randy ?!?!? do I make your horny baby ?!?

By Zodaicz | 4

#2169057 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:16

...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.

bariforlife | 0

#2169401 - Thursday 10 March 2011 19:56

hahaha lol

welandedonthemoo | 5

#2169654 - Thursday 10 March 2011 21:51

good one lol

lilash1 | 0

#2170015 - Thursday 10 March 2011 23:56

lmao^

takemethere | 0

#2170965 - Friday 11 March 2011 3:41

very good one!

quent10 | 0

#2171038 - Friday 11 March 2011 3:54

interesting...

tyhod123 | 4

#2171539 - Friday 11 March 2011 5:44

lmfao

musicsadyingart | 12

#2171752 - Friday 11 March 2011 6:47

Charlie Sheen approves. WIN!

JHawk22 | 0

#2172517 - Friday 11 March 2011 8:32

haha probably

pancakerocks | 1

#2173649 - Friday 11 March 2011 17:50

brillant!

SupermanXL | 3

#2173933 - Friday 11 March 2011 19:00

nice

BigHoshJosh | 0

#2174201 - Friday 11 March 2011 20:10

gotta catch em all

hellsoldier23 | 0

#2189053 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 13:15

ha lol win!!!

alymm99 | 0

#3344162 - Sunday 25 September 2011 16:29

lololol (;

By xDinox_fml | 0

#2169059 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:16

That's disturbing... xD Lol

AsianCookie247 | 14

#2169932 - Thursday 10 March 2011 23:29

yes it is!

missory_missouri | 0

#2169946 - Thursday 10 March 2011 23:33

Now, laugh and say,"You wish it were that big!"

slightlypyro1996 | 4

#2170643 - Friday 11 March 2011 2:06

So, you guys don't do that? Well at least I'm not the only one...

By I_Iz_Emo | 0

#2169062 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:16

Why was he stripping in the first place, you should be dancing and stripping for him. That way he won't feel he has to shave his chest hair so it's like a penis

No_LoveMM | 3

#2169072 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:19

What? All guys don't do that?
Sounds normal to me.

MariaxMayhem | 0

#2187336 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:08

hii

chupacabra141 | 9

#4353635 - Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:57

Austin powers...

By FallonFerSure | 6

#2169074 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:21

Sounds sexy ;)

LolFYLS | 0

#2169873 - Thursday 10 March 2011 23:12

right that's a win for her not an fml

nikkamad | 0

#2171166 - Friday 11 March 2011 4:23

agreed

anonymous595 | 0

#2210524 - Sunday 20 March 2011 10:45

u are:-)

FatElie | 0

#2336016 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:34

It was cute, then it turned romantic

By ulicksam | 0

#2169080 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:24

It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.

intheboot | 0

#2169687 - Thursday 10 March 2011 22:03

poor guy. sounds like a lot of thought and effort wasted.

kmarrs | 2

#2170709 - Friday 11 March 2011 2:24

I agree 100%

It's hair. That is usually covered. It isn't like he shaved the hair on his head into the shape of a penis.

Trent_21 | 6

#2175267 - Saturday 12 March 2011 15:49

ya the gf here is purty a jerk . her bf was jus trying to make her laugh.

vegan_muffin | 4

#2175899 - Sunday 13 March 2011 4:24

Agreed. She should be lucky her boyfriend has enough chest hair to even do this.

By CatEyes66 | 0

#2169093 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:27

I think I would enjoy seeing this

kenny2008 | 0

#2169336 - Thursday 10 March 2011 19:39

hey Wats da name of the character u have as ur pic

docscientist | 9

#2169356 - Thursday 10 March 2011 19:44

Jessica Rabbit

Jackmangold | 0

#2169520 - Thursday 10 March 2011 20:55

now he's looking up porn

Jackmangold | 0

#2169523 - Thursday 10 March 2011 20:56

now he's looking up porn

ganksta_ikm | 1

#2169971 - Thursday 10 March 2011 23:46

haha win

Pawned71 | 0

#2169977 - Thursday 10 March 2011 23:46

LOLOLOL

By sbharani96 | 4

#2169101 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:28

Gay.

By CaughRedHanded | 0

#2169110 - Thursday 10 March 2011 18:33

how manly :0 pffft. Let's face it, American guys just can't beat the British sex symbol XD

uncbballwins | 0

#2169284 - Thursday 10 March 2011 19:26

maybe, but we can beat your teeth

sumrem | 0

#2169418 - Thursday 10 March 2011 20:06

British guys are so hot 

jltstephens | 0

#2169565 - Thursday 10 March 2011 21:06

46. could you not think of anything better than Chubsey-ubsey ? that was lame as shit ! but then again what would you expect from a brit.

jltstephens | 0

#2169816 - Thursday 10 March 2011 22:54

Hahahaha did I make the little Fag angry ? Your probably just bleeding out your vagina because you know you are forced to have sex with your girlfriend that has a vagina more yellow and stanky that your teeth while I am over In America enjoying my freedoms and having sex with my hot ass blonde girlfriend with massive double D tits. You can suck my massive TEXAS size dick you fagity Nigger loving, Jew cop, sheep fucker, ass pirate, hippie bitch, cum guzzling, piece of British shit.