By Anon - 10/03/2011 15:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
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...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.

ulicksam 0

It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.

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Sux to be you

itsgonnahappento 11

say: "that's the closest to a penis your gonna have"

I see what you did there #1!

I see what you did there #1!!

I see what you did there #1!

I see what you did there #1!!

that... is... AWESOME!

Totally fucking cool.

Seriously, I understand it may have been weird, but I laughed when I read this!

Hmm, did he have the penis pointing toasted his mouth?

I guess he can fuck you twice ?

he is one hardcore motherfucker

tktom7 6

did it point to his mouth or his other head?

and was it wearing a condom?

T9FTW 20

SUX HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1! No.

do I make you Randy ?!?!? do I make your horny baby ?!?

...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.

welandedonthemoo 5

good one lol

lilash1 0

lmao^

quent10 0

interesting...

tyhod123 4

lmfao

Charlie Sheen approves. WIN!

JHawk22 0

haha probably

BigHoshJosh 0

gotta catch em all

hellsoldier23 0

ha lol win!!!

alymm99 0

lololol (;

xDinox_fml 0

That's disturbing... xD Lol

AsianCookie247 14

yes it is!

Now, laugh and say,"You wish it were that big!"

So, you guys don't do that? Well at least I'm not the only one...

Why was he stripping in the first place, you should be dancing and stripping for him. That way he won't feel he has to shave his chest hair so it's like a penis

What? All guys don't do that? Sounds normal to me.

Austin powers...

LolFYLS 0

right that's a win for her not an fml

FatElie 0

It was cute, then it turned romantic

ulicksam 0

It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.

poor guy. sounds like a lot of thought and effort wasted.

kmarrs 2

I agree 100% It's hair. That is usually covered. It isn't like he shaved the hair on his head into the shape of a penis.

ya the gf here is purty a jerk . her bf was jus trying to make her laugh.

Agreed. She should be lucky her boyfriend has enough chest hair to even do this.

CatEyes66 0

I think I would enjoy seeing this

hey Wats da name of the character u have as ur pic

Jessica Rabbit

now he's looking up porn

now he's looking up porn

ganksta_ikm 1

haha win

sbharani96 4

Gay.

CaughRedHanded 0

how manly :0 pffft. Let's face it, American guys just can't beat the British sex symbol XD

uncbballwins 0

maybe, but we can beat your teeth

sumrem 0

British guys are so hot 

46. could you not think of anything better than Chubsey-ubsey ? that was lame as shit ! but then again what would you expect from a brit.

Hahahaha did I make the little Fag angry ? Your probably just bleeding out your vagina because you know you are forced to have sex with your girlfriend that has a vagina more yellow and stanky that your teeth while I am over In America enjoying my freedoms and having sex with my hot ass blonde girlfriend with massive double D tits. You can suck my massive TEXAS size dick you fagity Nigger loving, Jew cop, sheep fucker, ass pirate, hippie bitch, cum guzzling, piece of British shit.

you mean the Canadian British sex symbol ;)

Cool, stereotyping.

I always thought the sexiest British man was Robert Pattinson :P

blo0_starZz 0

I feel sorry for you, PrincessPwned.. To think he looks hot, let alone the hottest? The pity...

I think the real fml here is PrincessPwned's comment..

Yuck! His face is shaped like a crescent moon...

ewwwww. hellllll no