Or just sex?

I freak out everytime I see your profile pic... >.

Not sure why you're getting thumbs down. Sounds like good advice

Next time, she should tease him that your going to strip. After she leaves the room, she should put on clothes rather than take them off. That'll annoy her husband

Or just make sure you practice a few times in front of a mirror before trying it again. You should have probably done that before but now you know you need too since you're a little clumsy. I'm clumsy too and I probably would've practiced a bit too before I tried something new like that. Good luck next time OP and let us know how it went! Hopefully you don't put yourself into the hospital. Lol

If it's going to equal the relaxation OP felt in this experience, she'll have to slip under water sensually, begin to give him underwater head, aspirate, nearly drown and have to get nude CPR by hubby.... In other words, OP is a somewhat clumsy oaf and might want to stick with missionary until she can do that without slipping a disk...

I'm sure your husband understands

This will definitely be something they'll laugh about the next day. Maybe next time let your husband take your panties off? I personally love undressing my partners. Perfect way to heat things up, especially if you use your mouth to do it.

She definitely stripped and definitely teased..

OP , there's always Christmas and/or Valentines day ;)

it's all about the intentions

You don't have to wait for another big day OP. Just try again when you feel better

Been there, done that. He actually teases me about it every valentines day now lol.

This man has life figured out. Listen to him.

Wouldn't be much of a striptease if she starts with too little.

Up to the point where she fell...I'm guessing he just laughed a lot after that.

I think you missed the point of a 'strip tease'.

Why can't I think of clever things like this!?!

Because you're a Jets fan. * waits to see how New Yorkers populate FML.

Those are fightin' words, 26.

Im not a new Yorker and I have never even visited 26 shut up and thanks 38

a little sensitive are we?

44: well, what did you expect from a Jets fan?

Yea probably not. Why would OP keep reminding him that while trying to be a sexy vixen, she tripped and fell almost dislocating her shoulder and embarrassing herself in the process? I think not. I'm sure she'll never bring it up again. He on the other hand may bring it up time to time for a good laugh but if he ever wants her to try it again, he should probably keep his mouth shut.