Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me....

By DuChaillu - 27/1/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By irsmeagol | 0

#801916 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:22

At least he matched.

By CrazyZenlike | 2

#801905 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:16

Guys wear knee socks?

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By azurablade | 0

#801890 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:12

lol

ps2stony | 0

#802034 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:41

are you trying to say something about zebra lingerie and/or knee socks?

GameDub | 0

#803750 - Thursday 28 January 2010 4:03

lmao that sounds kinda not attractive
nohomo.

xlostwithoutu | 0

#803849 - Thursday 28 January 2010 4:39

Lol, zebra knee socks have the word "sexy" written all over them .... not really, but ok... lmao XD

bubbub617 | 0

#811548 - Sunday 31 January 2010 5:04

too bad the girl who was tied up with jizz on her face didnt have that on..

Yankeepunk | 0

#891086 - Thursday 25 February 2010 12:48

yea is it that he was weatring it? or was it that he left lol

AshleyTay | 0

#1016049 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 4:19

thats not very nice to laugh at him.

wintamint101 | 7

#2991362 - Friday 29 July 2011 6:05

matchy matchyy

By johnts03 | 8

#801897 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:14

looks like he got caught in the dreaded sock gap. he really should have known better.

jobobo | 0

#802117 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 14:43

the sock gap theory is alive and well

By CrazyZenlike | 2

#801905 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:16

Guys wear knee socks?

remy_xi | 0

#802572 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:56

Sexy ones.

xDarkComeSoonX | 0

#802885 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:57

I do. I want rainbow ones.

HeresReality | 0

#803204 - Thursday 28 January 2010 0:12

anyting knee high on guys or girls is just not sexy. same deal with socks

zeddeiram | 0

#2866183 - Monday 11 July 2011 11:16

i disagree sir. my girlfriends police uniform consists of kneehigh leather stillettos.

JayJaysGirl | 0

#4041608 - Thursday 16 February 2012 5:14

Sorry to break it to you..your girlfriends might be a prostitute..just saying

2nd | 20

#6345720 - Thursday 9 July 2015 21:32

or it was a sexual roleplay scenario.

marigoldcobain | 21

#6373451 - Thursday 6 August 2015 23:10

I like it when guys wear knee socks honestly…

Hempseed | 20

#7722296 - Monday 12 November 2018 19:34

How exactly does the fact that someone enjoys dressing up in a cop uniform make them a prostitute?

You must be pretty vanilla in bed if that's all it takes for you to consider someone a prostitute.