FML : Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was...

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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DuChaillu - / Wednesday 27 January 2010 07:35 / United States

Intimacy

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By irsmeagol | 0

#801916 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:22

At least he matched.

By CrazyZenlike | 2

#801905 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:16

Guys wear knee socks?

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By azurablade | 0

#801890 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:12

lol

ps2stony | 0

#802034 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 01:41

are you trying to say something about zebra lingerie and/or knee socks?

GameDub | 0

#803750 - Thursday 28 January 2010 04:03

lmao that sounds kinda not attractive nohomo.

xlostwithoutu | 0

#803849 - Thursday 28 January 2010 04:39

Lol, zebra knee socks have the word "sexy" written all over them .... not really, but ok... lmao XD

bubbub617 | 0

#811548 - Sunday 31 January 2010 05:04

too bad the girl who was tied up with jizz on her face didnt have that on..

Yankeepunk | 0

#891086 - Thursday 25 February 2010 12:48

yea is it that he was weatring it? or was it that he left lol

AshleyTay | 0

#1016049 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 04:19

thats not very nice to laugh at him.

wintamint101 | 7

#2991362 - Friday 29 July 2011 06:05

matchy matchyy

By johnts03 | 8

#801897 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:14

looks like he got caught in the dreaded sock gap. he really should have known better.

jobobo | 0

#802117 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 02:43

the sock gap theory is alive and well

By CrazyZenlike | 2

#801905 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:16

Guys wear knee socks?

remy_xi | 0

#802572 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 07:56

Sexy ones.

xDarkComeSoonX | 0

#802885 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 09:57

I do. I want rainbow ones.

HeresReality | 0

#803204 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:12

anyting knee high on guys or girls is just not sexy. same deal with socks

zeddeiram | 0

#2866183 - Monday 11 July 2011 11:16

i disagree sir. my girlfriends police uniform consists of kneehigh leather stillettos.

JayJaysGirl | 0

#4041608 - Thursday 16 February 2012 05:14

Sorry to break it to you..your girlfriends might be a prostitute..just saying

2nd | 20

#6345720 - Thursday 9 July 2015 09:32

or it was a sexual roleplay scenario.

marigoldcobain | 21

#6373451 - Thursday 6 August 2015 11:10

I like it when guys wear knee socks honestly…

By rider12 | 0

#801906 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:16

haha your next talk will be awkard

By irsmeagol | 0

#801916 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:22

At least he matched.

hockeykid30 | 1

#802498 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 06:58

hahahahahaha true dat

By shekezim | 0

#801923 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:27

at least I'm not the only one :p lol

stargirl1 | 0

#823455 - Thursday 4 February 2010 03:11

Lol!!

By drewrox | 0

#801930 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:30

haha

By 0p3nl0v3 | 0

#801933 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:32

Insensitive much? YDI And YD to be dumped.

okeetard | 2

#801938 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:35

ur a biotch boys are insensitive too gosh yd to get piimp slappedd

ElMundio87 | 0

#801960 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:45

learn to spell properly

infiniti_G | 0

#803052 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 11:17

YOU'RE A BITCH BOYS ARE SENSITVIE TOO

Kurliez408 | 29

#7463064 - Wednesday 31 May 2017 02:45

what a bitchy comment! matching zebra striped underwear is hilarious! i dare anyone to keep a straight face on.

By IAMLALA | 0

#801946 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:39

rofl @ #8 ur obviously an undercover fag too.

By itsucks12 | 0

#801958 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:44

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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