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Keep trying. Practice makes perfect. :)
That's what Google is for!
If you're not old enough to know what happens you're probably not old enough to have sex.
Couldn't agree more.
I would say doesn't matter had sex but....
There's always middle school, try leaving elementary first, it might be too early. ^^
I was going to thumb you up Ring13 but....there's 69 thumbs ups. Don't want to ruin that. I'll just leave this here.
The sex ed scenes in Mean Girls gives a pretty accurate description.
215 likes!!!
..... What has this world come to?....
119, grow up.
Go on google and search "how to have sex" Everything is in google! Trust!!
Exactly!,thats what google it for!, to tell you things you dont know
I def google it,
If you are too stupid to figure it out. Then you shouldn't be allowed to pro create anyway so don't worry.
last I checked, procreate is one word
for humanitys sake i hope there isn't :/ we'll have a generation of people running around missing chromosomes..
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Show it anyway12:04 so you're saying someone at the age of 12 can have sex? :p lol Jk
People forgot bout ****
There is also always ****?
umm wtf is ur profile pic??
'Please insert Appendage P into Hole V'.
Hahaha nice one!
You stick your McSchmoigity in her Geflaivity and then you gigity, gigity, gigity!
I'm just surprised that he'd never watched five minutes worth of ****. it really doesn't take much to get the idea.
It's not that hard.
Neither was he by the sounds of it.
207- that's what he said! Sorry guys, someone had to do it.
Or .... It's not hard enough.... Lol
#207 At least 50% has to be hard.
3 is my hero!
214-FAIL! It's THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
207 - maybe that's the problem!!
Or maybe he just wasn't hard enough?
This is the fastest and most thumbed up comment I've ever seen. Nice job 3.
Right #405, because that's what most people do the first time they have sex.
Wow that's two dumbass's that won't procreate, now what to do with the rest...
. . . First lesson of Sex 101
207 i see what you did thier :D
He stuck his thingy in my you know what and I went "Oh oh oh"
This FML is getting so Many 'thumbed up' comments. Love it!
Or "mr penis, please meet mrs ******."
if you couldn't find out how to have sex..obviously your too young to have it.
guess it's a good think they can't have offspring if they can't figure out how to perform coitus:P
LAWL!!!!
LOL
hah, get it? hard?
It's probably for the best.
Dumb people shouldn't breed.
Their prob to young and have no idea what to do…
91 - It's not too difficult.... Just let it come naturally.
It's possible that they aren't that young but they are/were really sheltered. I wish the op would always follow up on their fmls so we could have answers to things like this.
183 - Sex should be already programmed into our minds. It's one of our great mindsets... I think.
#210 Now that I think about it, if it's not programmed into our minds, how did cavemen figure it out?
210/333-Being male is the best cuz Sex is all that a guy thinks about
333- the wheel wasn't programed into our minds and we figured that out- just sayin
If your age is on the clock your to young
"For ****." You forgot the rest of the rhyme.
...or become extremely intoxicated...
what's love got to do with it?
^-got to do with it! Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken!
It's people like Mr.Wonka over there ( points at #212) who make me feel as though there is still hope for mankind !
You really shouldn't be talking no Offense your only 15
370 stop patronising people and quit acting like you drank from the fountain of wisdom...
400- I do believe that that gentleman is not a mime. He is no other than Mr. Willy Wonka.
370; he may be only 15 but he's probably a lot more intelligent than you considering the wording of your comments...
The only thing that worries me is that they spent time trying to work out how to insert his penis into her. There's a choice of 2/3 ... openings and the third one is not even visible...
More like wait 5-10 years till you hit puberty and are actually old enough to have sex
Agreed. But I was actually wondering, if OP is able to use the Internet to access FML, surely the internet could give fruition to many, many, many, many 'tips' on sex??
If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.
It should be self explanatory really, i mean the way we teenagers are these days i feel like OP and boyfriend are secluded from the public
I'm 13 and I know what it is and how to do it. (not saying that I did. Im waiting till I'm ready) but seriously age isn't the problem here. It's just stupidity. We watch those scenes In movies and tv shows all the time and yet they still don't know.
But they didn't, did they? -.- why are there soooo many comments
300- OMG really? -.- obvviously they know HOW they're just not ready! Dont take everything so litterarly! That's stupidity ;)
If they couldn't even figure out what to do they obviously weren't going to use birth control which is even stupider.
Agreed.
314-I'm 13 and in 6TH GRADE the puberty movie thingy showed us EVERYTHING and my (thankfully male) 6TH GRADEteacher told us EVERYTHING that the movie didn't; condoms, sex toys, ect. What's your problem?
Var AgeA=you age; Var AgeB= his age; var canMakeLove? AgeA>=18&& AgeB>18:ture|false; if( canMakeLove){ Var A= Rod; Var B= Slot; Var timeA=****** time; if(var timeB=0;timeB<timeA;timeB++){ Insert A into B; pull out A; } }
How old are you exactly OP, because because if you knew that much about sex you're probably too young, Amish or North Korean
They don't have ligths to turn on, though.
North Korean? The **** are you talking about? They know how to make children.
North Korea wouldn't allow their citizens on FML. So we can rule that out.
They reproduce like wabbits. They are a million of asians. There not endangered anymore.
Preteens these days...
Koreans and Asians are two different nationalities.
78- Exactly
My school taught this to us( we had a lot of pregnant girls)
That's a disgrace considering the easy availability to training videos on the Internet, aka ****.
How learned my basics :D
I am disappointed with myself for thumbing ip your comment, I changed it from 69 :(
I thumbed down to get it back to 69. Not because I didn't like the comment
77- Now look where it's at?
He has to stick it into you. If you didnt know that then.... SexEd class for you too.
Stick it exactly where? In the ear?
Does it go in her nose ?
Why should a school have to teach them?
Keywords
'Please insert Appendage P into Hole V'.
If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.