By lukas - Canada - Lyndhurst
  Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML
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honestly I wouldn't doubt it if the neighbor knew it was a human making the noises. ..that's just the kind way of saying keep it down. I mean if I heard my neighbors sex noises, I'd definitely blame it on their dog so they'd get the hint that I can hear strange noises and they need to make a change. its like the passive aggressive approuch to it.

  smokecloud_  |  37

I got a $75 noise complaint when I lived in an apartment complex with ridiculously thin walls. For my sex noises. :x Also had the property manager bang on my door when I WAS genuinely being quiet. Glad to be out of there...