Giggity

I wish I could come up with a comment but all I can think about is boobs.

People's weird fetishes nowadays..

Yummy

Sexy.

I have such a raging boner right now.

47. Do u think that's funny?

47's pic matches his comment

That does seem pretty realistic. I've seen a girl in my class with her phone, ipod, headphones, a couple of pens, and an unopened bag of chips shoved in her cleavage.

Her cleavage probably opens to another dimension. I know mine does.

New nickname "loogie tits"

I take it there wasn't much room left for what her bra was intended to hold?

Being a brit, I literally have no clue what 'hock a loogie' means...

117- It's when you clear your throat and thick spit comes up & sometimes it has mucus in it. Guys in middle school used to do it all the time at recess and then spit them on the fat girls at our school. :(

That's such a coincidence, I have a raging clue right now

90% of people won't get the South Park reference. I commend you.

Nigga wtf ew .

Well... That's hot?

Don't smoke, problem solved.

Do you use your chest as an ash tray?

No... I was in a car and ashes it out the window and the wind blew it back in......

Nature obviously didn't want your ashes.

OP and 3 - You're doing it wrong.

My ex did that. XD I told her it was her cue to stop smoking.

i'd rather falcon a loogie instead.

That's not sexy..

35-I tip my hat to you.

I find this hard to masturbate to.

I'd imagine if she tried it, it'd resemble quietly gagging on an invisible penis.

Well I've managed to...it just has to be rather loud with nobody paying attention to you...

Yeah, seriously. If you want to get it away from your body- which is generally the point- you gotta hock it loud and proud.

Yes because OP is clearly trying to turn on FML commenters.

i jizzed when she said bra. is that normal?

Always premature, eh flockz?

Immature* flockz is not premature. He lasts pretty long. I know from "second-hand" experience. ;)

that song would apply to me, but i never wear pants.

Yup her boyfriend can lick it off