Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML
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jasony0423
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You're a classy woman, aren't ya?
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IIRoxieII
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Saving it for later?
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IIRoxieII
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Saving it for later?
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moop256
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Giggity
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melchibr_fml
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I wish I could come up with a comment but all I can think about is boobs.
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chillyCholo
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People's weird fetishes nowadays..
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Inheritance
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Yummy
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NKG7896
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Sexy.
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shanemaximo
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I have such a raging boner right now.
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wheel4deal
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47. Do u think that's funny?
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heilheather
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47's pic matches his comment
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grapisy
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That does seem pretty realistic. I've seen a girl in my class with her phone, ipod, headphones, a couple of pens, and an unopened bag of chips shoved in her cleavage.
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GovernorGeneral
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Her cleavage probably opens to another dimension. I know mine does.
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gojira666
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New nickname "loogie tits"
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reapermw2
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I take it there wasn't much room left for what her bra was intended to hold?
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absolutegrrr
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Being a brit, I literally have no clue what 'hock a loogie' means...
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abbyhoneywaffles
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117- It's when you clear your throat and thick spit comes up & sometimes it has mucus in it. Guys in middle school used to do it all the time at recess and then spit them on the fat girls at our school. :(
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Daiyuki
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That's such a coincidence, I have a raging clue right now
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MattRoseen
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90% of people won't get the South Park reference. I commend you.
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yuppthatssme
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Nigga wtf ew .
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raghavfyl
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fight me
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xbrit551
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Better than ashing a cigarette and the cherry going down your bra. Hurts like hell.
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buck33
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Well... That's hot?
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Ohmie
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Don't smoke, problem solved.
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THEKAISER
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Do you use your chest as an ash tray?
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xbrit551
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No... I was in a car and ashes it out the window and the wind blew it back in......
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flipfloperson
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Nature obviously didn't want your ashes.
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Wederoney
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OP and 3 - You're doing it wrong.
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chubby_choco
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My ex did that. XD I told her it was her cue to stop smoking.
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Dudelike89
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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flockz
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i'd rather falcon a loogie instead.
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Isaac_The_Man
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That's not sexy..
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Dudelike89
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35-I tip my hat to you.
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PaulB123
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Well there's a solution if you want guys to stop staring!
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daminantion
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I find this hard to masturbate to.
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nuggetmonster
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And how exactly do you inconspicuously hock a loogie? Those are hard to keep quiet.
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Epsilonyx
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I'd imagine if she tried it, it'd resemble quietly gagging on an invisible penis.
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SW500
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Well I've managed to...it just has to be rather loud with nobody paying attention to you...
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CallMeBloo
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Yeah, seriously. If you want to get it away from your body- which is generally the point- you gotta hock it loud and proud.
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jasony0423
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You're a classy woman, aren't ya?
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biggestfan23
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That's a definite ydi and a definite turn off
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MrSassypants
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Yes because OP is clearly trying to turn on FML commenters.
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flockz
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i jizzed when she said bra. is that normal?
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RetardedChipmunk
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Always premature, eh flockz?
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MrSassypants
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Immature* flockz is not premature. He lasts pretty long. I know from "second-hand" experience. ;)
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flockz
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that song would apply to me, but i never wear pants.
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infinitii
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I guess that's one way to begin foreplay.
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efro4472
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Yup her boyfriend can lick it off
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wittygirl
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Epic fail there xD