Work: Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions...

By ams - 13/03/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get asked at work. She looked at me and said "I give you five years until you turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch." My mom agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 04:00

Today, after two years of working from home, and being bugged by a relative every five minutes as I tried to work, I turned the tables by asking her something. I promptly got chewed out for interrupting something she was doing. FML

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Snarky

By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

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You deserved it 75 220

By Anonymous - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Moreland

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

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By Thepunchline - 11/08/2010 09:19 - United Kingdom

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

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You deserved it 4 214

Mom! No!

By Mnnn - 18/07/2023 18:00

Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML

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You deserved it 1 044

By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 02:00 - Germany - Wuppertal

Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML

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You deserved it 173

By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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You deserved it 52 358

Great family you've got there

By Anonymous - 31/01/2021 14:01

Today, my wife, who recently had cancer, made an offhand comment that my 30-year-old sister took offense to. Instead of saying something, she went and called our parents. My dad then called and yelled at me for 5 minutes about it. FML

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Mommy's boy

By simon - 11/01/2018 06:00

Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML

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You deserved it 542

By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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itz_towelie 6

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:17

prove your mom and sis wrong, do it in 3 years

blankettt 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:10

You think you get asked stupid questions? Try working at T-Mobile. I never realized how many idiots there are in our world until I got this job. "Why mine phone ain't on? I gots to call my boyfran to tell him i know hims cheatin on me! Why mine phone ain't on??" "You didn't pay your bill, ma'am." "Didn't nobody done told me I had to pay no damn bill. So why mine phone ain't on??" *mutes phone and sighs*

Comments

JUDASKISS23 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:08

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HamsteronA 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:08

lol. still hate you though

UberDood777 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:08

ur such a troll....

mcgugs 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 15:07

hey look guys! the second comment!

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:11

That was a trolling fail =) haha

dumbhaters 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:14

wow I hate that kid

weritomexican 7

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:14

haha congradulations!!!!!! on your lifes dream accomplishment lol

chocolateybar 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:15

go home, LG. you're supposed to be answering to someone's fml, not talk about how amazing you feel about being the first to comment on an fml. especially when your comment is absolutely unrelated to the fml situation.

jayjaysmokerson 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:16

ok so honestly how long had you been waiting for this fml to come out?? an hour? two?

itz_towelie 6

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:17

prove your mom and sis wrong, do it in 3 years

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:43

^ First relevant comment ^

Odiny147 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 14:28

lol

Pink_Butterflies 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:19

How is that a fml? You just described every other working American. Welcome to life.

TempestJones 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:32

^ haha WIN!

StoryOfTheWeek 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:42

not if you work like me, video game tester ftw

sleekRelease 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:44

36 Fail, unlike what people think you don't just test games all day.

a_borshunist 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:08

You play shitty games full of bugs and glitches for 40 hours a week. The entire video game industry ***** on testers for good reason. Because anyone who finds pleasure in walking into the same ******* poorly animated wall for 5 hours looking for obscure variables in wall-design to test obviously likes to get shat on and probably ***** children while he's on his coffee break.