Work: Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions...

By ams - 13/03/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get asked at work. She looked at me and said "I give you five years until you turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch." My mom agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 00:15 - Brazil - Jacare

Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "mom" while at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 22:00

Today, after I've spent years cultivating my reputation at work as a hardass who's good to his team, as long as they're competent and own up to mistakes, my mother came as a customer and suddenly I'm a kid all over again. She even tried to pat my head and ask if I'm eating enough. Now my team all keep smirking at me. FML

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By maggu - 11/02/2013 04:26 - Denmark

Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML

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By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

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By Eternal_Babyface - 08/11/2015 17:14 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2009 21:43 - Canada

Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By squarecircles - 15/06/2019 10:46 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while working at my unfulfilling part-time job, my colleague said, "Are you aware of how much you sigh?" And then she said, "You're too young for that." So, am I supposed to hold my breath now? FML

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By simon - 11/01/2018 06:00

Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML

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By jigglepuff - 09/02/2014 17:00 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML

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Saturday 13 March 2010 9:17

prove your mom and sis wrong, do it in 3 years

blankettt 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:10

You think you get asked stupid questions? Try working at T-Mobile. I never realized how many idiots there are in our world until I got this job. "Why mine phone ain't on? I gots to call my boyfran to tell him i know hims cheatin on me! Why mine phone ain't on??" "You didn't pay your bill, ma'am." "Didn't nobody done told me I had to pay no damn bill. So why mine phone ain't on??" *mutes phone and sighs*

Comments

StoryOfTheWeek 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:40

snickerdoodles, you failed in your attempt at failing

sleekRelease 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:40

Fail overrated moron who thinks she's a froll is fail.

jayjaysmokerson 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:43

no we got that. it's not funny. it's just boring and a reason for you to feel special.

StoryOfTheWeek 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:43

she's a troll is fail <-- grammar fail

sleekRelease 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:46

39, ever heard of a little thing called the Internet? Go on it and you may find out that not everyone is a wannabe grammar Nazi fag.

StoryOfTheWeek 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:49

in other words 41- I was saying i don't get what you were talking about, reword maybe?

StoryOfTheWeek 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:50

sorry, anyone elses 41 comment get deleted?

sleekRelease 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:52

42, I'm saying snick is a total wannabe. Complete idiot. Not a troll, not funny and just some moron.

Blue_Coconuts 7

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:56

Where are you from originally? Your profile says Oregon, but you spelled "honour" the European/Canadian way, and used Euro's... Unless that was part of your sarcasm.