FML : Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket....

Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML

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You deserved it

By notonthepavement - / Monday 15 February 2016 11:04 / United States - Desoto

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By Welshite | 39

#6537583 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:13

He just wanted you to be blinded by love. Literally.

By Bustedbutsilent | 13

#6537582 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:13

I guess you didn't SEE that coming?
I'll let myself out.

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By Crazion | 26

#6537579 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:13

I seriously hope you're alright.

By youdontsay123456 | 21

#6537581 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:13

That's gotta hurt like hell.
Go to the doctor OP, hope your eye heals quick

Hoopachi | 19

#6538032 - Tuesday 16 February 2016 6:09

All the puns are pretty cornea if you ask me

Bradley_Dillon | 39

#6538757 - Wednesday 17 February 2016 1:46

If your contact lens can go behind your eye, you've got some other problems.

By Bustedbutsilent | 13

#6537582 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:13

I guess you didn't SEE that coming?
I'll let myself out.

Zelphoric | 25

#6537587 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:14

We can turn a blind eye, this time.

oreoeater | 21

#6537686 - Monday 15 February 2016 19:44

Ive seen all I can take

spacefish966 | 18

#6538082 - Tuesday 16 February 2016 8:51

I wonder if he didn't grasp the concept of a blind date. ;)

False_Stupidity | 41

#6538451 - Tuesday 16 February 2016 20:02

He really blind sided her with that one.

By Welshite | 39

#6537583 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:13

He just wanted you to be blinded by love. Literally.

mattzawesome | 28

#6537588 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:14

I laughed harder then I should have at that

By JZY1989 | 23

#6537585 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:14

at least it won't pop out anytime soon.

By thomasmh97 | 10

#6537590 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:15

Happy valentines... Am I right?

brenton490 | 19

#6537890 - Tuesday 16 February 2016 0:39

What Valentine's? I didn't see anything.

By PuppiesKisses | 15

#6537592 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:16

I hope he didn't scratch anything while he was at it. Best of luck OP!

By MOOSE786 | 8

#6537596 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:17

The question here is, was it worth it?

whysobeachy | 37

#6537696 - Monday 15 February 2016 19:53

No.

By katie1243 | 16

#6537599 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:19

I guess he was a sight for sore....EYE

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6537851 - Monday 15 February 2016 23:53

You didn't even say it right

By nickie_94 | 18

#6537615 - Monday 15 February 2016 18:33

I guess your next date will be at the hospital

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