By notonthepavement - 15/02/2016 11:04 - United States - Desoto

Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML
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Same thing different taste

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He just wanted you to be blinded by love. Literally.

I guess you didn't SEE that coming? I'll let myself out.

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That's gotta hurt like hell. Go to the doctor OP, hope your eye heals quick

All the puns are pretty cornea if you ask me

If your contact lens can go behind your eye, you've got some other problems.

I guess you didn't SEE that coming? I'll let myself out.

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I wonder if he didn't grasp the concept of a blind date. ;)

He just wanted you to be blinded by love. Literally.

I laughed harder then I should have at that

at least it won't pop out anytime soon.

I hope he didn't scratch anything while he was at it. Best of luck OP!

I guess your next date will be at the hospital