Work: Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions...

By ams - 13/03/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get asked at work. She looked at me and said "I give you five years until you turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch." My mom agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 00:15 - Brazil - Jacare

Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "mom" while at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 22:00

Today, after I've spent years cultivating my reputation at work as a hardass who's good to his team, as long as they're competent and own up to mistakes, my mother came as a customer and suddenly I'm a kid all over again. She even tried to pat my head and ask if I'm eating enough. Now my team all keep smirking at me. FML

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By maggu - 11/02/2013 04:26 - Denmark

Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML

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By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

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By Eternal_Babyface - 08/11/2015 17:14 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2009 21:43 - Canada

Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By squarecircles - 15/06/2019 10:46 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while working at my unfulfilling part-time job, my colleague said, "Are you aware of how much you sigh?" And then she said, "You're too young for that." So, am I supposed to hold my breath now? FML

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By simon - 11/01/2018 06:00

Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML

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By jigglepuff - 09/02/2014 17:00 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML

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Saturday 13 March 2010 9:17

prove your mom and sis wrong, do it in 3 years

blankettt 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:10

You think you get asked stupid questions? Try working at T-Mobile. I never realized how many idiots there are in our world until I got this job. "Why mine phone ain't on? I gots to call my boyfran to tell him i know hims cheatin on me! Why mine phone ain't on??" "You didn't pay your bill, ma'am." "Didn't nobody done told me I had to pay no damn bill. So why mine phone ain't on??" *mutes phone and sighs*

Comments

GoToCheatingNetw 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:28

Why are you guys hatin on her?

alleyx3 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:35

uh.. nice life goals you got there.. you go girl...

weritomexican 7

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:45

@64 haha my bad I'm on my iPhone and I type way to fast sometimes I forget about some of my punctuations

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:46

@weritomexican- Look at the value of most European currency.. It's okay, I'll wait.... ............................ ................................ ................ ............................ All done? Okay, now apologize.

StoryOfTheWeek 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:57

@67 look up the GDP of the USA compared to that of great britain and most of Europe don't worry I'll wait........ ................... .......................... ............................ ...................... done now? ok, now apologize

Alzied 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:57

Yes.... you do all fail if you didn't notice she was making fun of the FIRST!!1! idiots. Good work proving you're all as dumb and shallow with your comprehension as they are.

weritomexican 7

Saturday 13 March 2010 11:14

well technically wasn't she calling herself an idiot because although she was trying to prove a point to prove it she did not need to repeat the actions of others thus her saying everyone who says first is an idiot and annoying, she called herself an idiot causing her to be insulted by herself

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 11:00

Does that mean we're overall better economically? No. And obviously the rest of his post was just racist. You can stop now =) Oh, and you may wanna take a look at that yourself, btw.

weritomexican 7

Saturday 13 March 2010 11:01

alright alright Danny I see your point haha my bad but still that dude had no right talking about America that way it was very disrespectful and I didn't appreciate that considering my dads in Iraq right now if we were as inferior as he's says we are my dad wouldn't be putting his life on the line for such an inferior place you know what I mean?