I pity the OP for having the diarrhea. I pity the boss for having to listen to it.

^I pity the fool! Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

Hahaha that made my day lol

Well thats a explosive situation

Would you rather have him sit there and listen to you shit?

5: I also pity the boss for having to smell it.

Just the word "shit" comming out of a girls mouth is gross... I try to trick myself into thinking girls dont shit.

Most epic comment evar lol!

I don't understand how there's people who feel so compelled to talk while doing their business. Especially when it's a stranger. Actually I'm not sure which is worse.

The only comment to make me lmfao

Yea #2 because that makes so much sense.

#2 that was one of the worst attempts at being funny that I've seen a while. But keep your chin up you'll get em next time

Of course he had the shits before that! Terrible sense of humor.

2 - No shit, Sherlock . . .

Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the liquidshit man!

That awkward moment when OP's boss starts to beatbox to 15's song..

That wasn't random at all...

Yeah, cuz beat boxing is way weirder than sparking up a grunt-filled conversation with its own odor battle going on.

I'm sorry, but this pun has been overused like crazy. Give it a rest.

He's a newbie... Cut him some slack... He'll learn in due time hopefully to not use that pun again... but for now, thumb him down :D as for op, can't do much about that...

LOL... now, where's my jet pack?

^ At least in your profile you admit you make shitty jokes....gotta cut you some slack for that.

It's cool, read 4s Bio, explains.

Yours lame

Nope, its completely normal workplace behavior /:U

I think it's more awkward than weird

You dont say.

Or he would've gotten the message that he was constipated .-.

I'm pretty sure loud grunting noises come along with severe diarrhea...

reeks*

*awkwardness

*grammar nazi

*Bananas

Banana phone!