By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
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Good work on those reports today, Johnso-- HNNNGGGGGGGGGG

Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the liquidshit man!


Good work on those reports today, Johnso-- HNNNGGGGGGGGGG

I pity the OP for having the diarrhea. I pity the boss for having to listen to it.

^I pity the fool! Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

digitaljunky 5

Hahaha that made my day lol

Well thats a explosive situation

beccaishereyay 11

Would you rather have him sit there and listen to you shit?

FMLshark 12

5: I also pity the boss for having to smell it.

babykillaseason 0

Just the word "shit" comming out of a girls mouth is gross... I try to trick myself into thinking girls dont shit.

Most epic comment evar lol!

I don't understand how there's people who feel so compelled to talk while doing their business. Especially when it's a stranger. Actually I'm not sure which is worse.

The only comment to make me lmfao

You must've had the shits after that, or before.

Yea #2 because that makes so much sense.

#2 that was one of the worst attempts at being funny that I've seen a while. But keep your chin up you'll get em next time

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Of course he had the shits before that! Terrible sense of humor.

2 - No shit, Sherlock . . .

You should have runs, um, run out of there.

Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the liquidshit man!

Pixxio_O 11

That awkward moment when OP's boss starts to beatbox to 15's song..

The_Troller 14

That wasn't random at all...

shanemaximo 7

Yeah, cuz beat boxing is way weirder than sparking up a grunt-filled conversation with its own odor battle going on.

That's a shitty situation.

coletrain11 5

I'm sorry, but this pun has been overused like crazy. Give it a rest.

olpally 32

He's a newbie... Cut him some slack... He'll learn in due time hopefully to not use that pun again... but for now, thumb him down :D as for op, can't do much about that...

LOL... now, where's my jet pack?

^ At least in your profile you admit you make shitty jokes....gotta cut you some slack for that.

It's cool, read 4s Bio, explains.

Thats a little weird!

Nope, its completely normal workplace behavior /:U

crazychick1269 7

I think it's more awkward than weird

babykillaseason 0

You dont say.

Your career has really gone down the drain...

You should made a loud grunting noise and I bet he would have gotten the message, and stopped talking to you...

Or he would've gotten the message that he was constipated .-.

KiddNYC1O 20

I'm pretty sure loud grunting noises come along with severe diarrhea...

EvilTeddysRock 2

Well...this wreaks of akwardness

TorturedXeno 27



*grammar nazi

Pixxio_O 11

How did that one way conversation go for you OP?..