By all puked out - 13/07/2014 21:14 - Netherlands

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Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
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SheTheOtaku 21

Did she offer to help you get clean at least? It's possible she was having a terrible day and accidentally aimed her anger at you.

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604 11

Quick! Buy a lottery ticket. I've heard that's good luck.

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Medieval_Unicorn 24

No good deed goes unpunished my friend. Perhaps she was trying to drink away her menstrual instability as well?

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SheTheOtaku 21

Did she offer to help you get clean at least? It's possible she was having a terrible day and accidentally aimed her anger at you.

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purplebabytacos1 14

Well it did say in the post that she was drunk. Who the hell knows what made her drink in the first place.

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incoherentrmblr 21

40 Year Old Virgin all over again...

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rioc0719 12

She literally aimed her anger at the OP.

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bugandhi 7

Anger wasn't the only thing she aimed at him

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StupidMonkey497 16

I think that's what #32 was intending to say

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604 11

Quick! Buy a lottery ticket. I've heard that's good luck.

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thevelociraptor 31

I don't think there is anything lucky about being thrown up on.

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FlyingLeumer 19

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Dthsapprntc 23

Considering the FML starts with "Today, I saw a drunk woman..." I'm gonna go with wasted. And let's all hope she's not pregnant as well.

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introductionn 13

Man, she was probably just having a horrible day. You could take an implication that since she was drunk, she might've been trying to get something off her mind, & then this little incident got her all flustered. She may just have overreacted & gotten angry at first because she wasn't having the 'best of times', then realized she was overreacting, apologized, & freaked out again. It's called being bipolar; it happens. Hope she gets better, & sorry you had to deal with that, OP.

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Phoebe18 14

Or she could have just been a regular drunk. A lot of people get emotional and have crazy mood swings while they are drunk.

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introductionn 13

I know, #25, & I hear you. I'm just sayin', some people don't think about the other persons point of view sometimes. Have you ever just had one of 'those' days?

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soulreaper12296 28

You don't get bipolar by being drunk or having a bad day. Either you have the disorder or you don't.

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mesutozil11 13

That's nasty did she help you out after

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IllestRated 17

I don't think alcohol is a drug.. Poison maybe

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inner_peace 19

#33 a drug is any substance that can be taken that alters the body or mind in any way. Alcohol is categorized as a depressant, which is a type of drug.

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srudez 14

at least you got hugged....

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zBLAKEz 23

This is one of the most WTF FMLs I've ever read.

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zandalee 19

Some people should never ever get drunk.

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

She's probably confused before she got drunk as to whether to be happy or angry that Netherlands obtain 3rd place in World Cup.

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Nymeria_fml 25

How long did you stay there to see so many emotions!?

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False_Stupidity 41

Probably not long, drunk people can go through a whole range of emotions in a short space of time.

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