By maggu - 11/02/2013 04:26 - Denmark

Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 176
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Parenting skills at its finest....

What goes around comes around maybe its time she heard it too


Parenting skills at its finest....

You shouldn't say that! The mother may be lurking and brand you as " The Other Bitch!"

I think it is better to be called a bitch than a failure ^^

What about, "Bitch you are a failure!" ?.. Is that the holy grail? Or what if we bust out the C word? Last time I said that.. I almost died.

Next time she says it just say, "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

A bitch off the ol' block? Takes one to raise one? Or how about: "Must be like looking in a mirror, Mom. Except still young and cute."

What if the apple tree is ontop of a hill with a very long slope, and a stream is near that slope, and the apple stays afloat and goes for miles and miles away from the original apple tree? Or what if the apple is harvested and shipped thousands of miles away from the tree? :O or what if the apple is picked up and eaten?

42- Man, you're pretty excited today aren't ya? Replies on every comment, the apples are falling everywhere!

36 ...You want OP to get grounded?

Stephanopolous 0

Lol burn!

Yes. Brilliant!

KareBear7364 5

Girl I know the feeling, don't let it bother you. Be the bigger person.

My mom calls me a bitch too. I just ignore it, so at some point she'll get bored and stop.

You guys are lucky, I can't even say '****' when I stub my toe without her getting mad :/ and it's really hard for me not to swear :( I even said Jesus when I was annoyed at something.. After that, I rather swear :/ it's funny though :p

What goes around comes around maybe its time she heard it too

Maybe it's currently coming around end has seen going around for years.

GuessWhatKids 13

Maybe OP is actually a bitch...

I never saw that one coming...

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

I think it's fair to say your mother is out of the running for 'Mom of the Year's award.

Well, my mother and I butt heads a lot, and from what i remember when I hit my teens, other girls, as well as myself at times, can say the stupidest shit, that can really set anyone off, especially they're mother.


Coyotay_Yelnats 4

Kill her with kindness!

And don't interpret that to mean making her a cake laced with poison ;)

55- 1. Build up an immunity to iocaine. 2. Make a cake for two. 3. Poison the cake with said substance. 4. Tell your mom to eat the cake with you. 5. Muahahahahaha

Maybe you should start calling yourself a son of a bitch, and when she asks why, say that it's because she is a bitch.

Too bad OP is female, huh.

Yeah I guess, but where I'm from, we call girls a son of a bitch tooZ

What? Women hate each other? is this a new thing?

What? Sarcasm goes undetected? Is this a new thing?

KiddNYC1O 20

Is that a trick question? Women are always in battle with each other.

No matter how uncomely it is for your mother to address you that way, there must be something you're doing that's provoking it - I suggest you fix that first, for both your own and your family's sake.

At the same time though, this means her mother thought she was a bitch while raising her, and couldn't or just didn't do anything about it. The mom should also take a look at herself.

There is no excuse for a mother to speak that way to her child. Her mom makes my blood boil! Correct your kid if she does something wrong. You're a pathetic person to result to calling your own child that!

JR_Goes_Rawr 11

OP you're no longer just a bitch in her eyes, but you are "The Bitch." It's a title not just any can hold, so wear it proudly! On a more serious note it's pretty messed up coming from your own mother. Unless you've been giving her a reason to think of you in that way.

she just got a new title achievement!

Comes nowhere near the feeling of being the Hand of A'dal. :P

Achievement unlocked (5g) Earn a title of self empowerment.

No. This was a WoW reference you go home Xbox. >:/

feldco1 17

Technically she raised you so...

Technically, so technically, would it also be okay for a father to molest his daughter? Or for a mother to verbally harass her son? Since they raised that child, it basically means enslavement? If that's the case, should the case of Dred Scott be given to parents for their children?...

Go home sosickwithit. You are drunk.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

I read #11's comment to mean 'she raised you so it's her fault if you're a bitch' not that the mother can do what she wants because she raised OP.

Hmm.. Yes I see. So should parents of criminals be arrested as accomplices?

monnanon 13

sosickwithit do you actually read what people say? or would that just detract from the ridiculous rant you're on.