Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
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Occums_Razor 0
You're married to him and he's still worried about showing you/seeing your privates?
rberry88 4
Worst **** scene. EVAR!
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Comments (154)
NBZ_fml 3
Blue waffle?
iridenrope 2
Gross
ronski 41
God I hope not - yuk :b
minodino 8
I didn't know what that meant, so I googled it. I don't think I'll ever be able to get that picture out of my head.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
72- I feel for you. Over a year ago, I'd guess, many commenters talked about googling blue waffle. There's still a burning hole in my brain...
DustyStorm 16
Tried to ignore the curiousity..... It got the best of me, so I, too, googled it. Even in my psychology of human sexuality and psychology of sexually transmitted diseases I did not see something this horrific! That's some pure NASTY!!! *gag*
crchara 3
blue waffle, almost as bad as red pancake... (I apologize in advance)
FMLsOhilarious 6
#141 I've heard of blue waffle, but not red pancake. Gosh, do I even want to know? *fights the urge to Google what in the blue hell red pancake is* no pun intended btw...
gonaners16 4
Ehhh... I still think blue waffle is worse. Eughhhh.
venomousddog 19
72- I know what you mean once one of my friends flashed a picture of it infront of my eyes I can never un-see the image and I question why he saved the image on his phone
FlashBurn 13
I don't see the function of bathing suits to bathe... It kind of stops one from getting clean. Poor you, no more romance?
69bannanataco 0
how old is he again?
KVKdragon 26
If he's this child-like with his wife, how do you think he handles showering in a gym locker-room? :/
g_sam99 2
Sounds like he wouldn't mind those showers.
crchara 3
he wears his trusty bathing suit again.
kickuwithmyfist 1
Hahahahahah!!!!
noncomposmentis 6
I wonder if they always have sex in the dark.
perdix 31
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You need to shave/wax/trim that wild bush of yours. It's probably so scary-looking that his penis retracts up into his body cavity and he looks like a Ken doll.
rhysfucker 24
She could use that wooly bush to exfoliate his back. Like a cooter loofah.
HiddenMonkey 8
Do you not shave your 'private' area? Or did you laugh at, or make fun of his 'private' area?
micahsmommy 13
Take a shower in the dark. You'll save water and electricity and be able to be naked. :)
XxAqwa13xX 6
I like your thinking!
ishtarfire1 0
i think he might be GAY
silent_bride 5
Yep, 'cause being gay is the WORST THING EVER, amiright? :/
chemicalgoblin 6
No. But being married to a gay man is, if you're a woman.
Ray_of_midnight 23
There are lots of heterosexual women who enjoy, even prefer, the company of gay men socially. (They're sometimes referred to with the loathsome term "fag hags".) If the partners in the marriage have created a domestic partnership that works, and they enjoy each others' company, and they're both free by mutual agreement to get their physical needs met outside the marriage...well, it's pretty nontraditional, but I can think of far worse situations for them to be in. I've known some couples like this, and it's worked for them.