Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
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Occums_Razor 0
You're married to him and he's still worried about showing you/seeing your privates?
rberry88 4
Worst **** scene. EVAR!
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Comments (154)
Mr25_fml 14
your husband has a small penis
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol. There's a separate FML for that one.
SilverPseudoKing 6
Maybe it's not his penis. His balls may not have dropped yet.
KiddNYC1O 22
I wish I had smooth-as-eggs balls...
XxAqwa13xX 6
They might be newlywed and haven't had sex yet...you never know he is probably shy and is being respectful to her so she doesn't feel pressured to be naked near him
hermitknut 22
That was my thought, actually. Maybe he thought she'd be annoyed when he suggested sharing the shower (ie: "all you think about is sex!") and attempted to reassure her by saying they could wear their swimming costumes. It failed, but the intent was good. *shrug*
ronski 41
Do you wear blindfolds to have sex?
bigdaddy93 8
Someone is smuggling Chewbacca in there pants!!!?
_MidnightLuna_ 17
I hear divorce bells ringing.
AllyyK 9
Soo.. You were surprised that your husband wanted to take a shower together? That's kinda sad that it surprises you that your own husband wants to be with you. AND he wants to wear bathing suits while doing so. What is he? 5?! That's even more sad! It sounds like you've never even had sex with your husband before? But I'm sure you have... ehh :/
FMLsOhilarious 6
#57 Actually from the way OP wrote the FML it doesn't sound like she was surprised that her husband wants to be with her or shower with her. What the FML DOES suggest is that OP is "surprised" (for lack of better word) that her husband wants to shower with her to conserve water with their clothes on which is contrary to many peoples belief about married couples (or just couples in general because many people who are just dating see each other naked as well).
FMLsOhilarious 6
#57 I meant with their bathing suits on, not clothes.
pslcdsl 9
Explanation: His genitals fell off and he doesn't want you to see.
Ray_of_midnight 23
If they're naked and standing up, it might lead to dancing.
hello_HowUDoin 2
If they were naked, most likely they would spend more time in the shower.
Jason280595 6
Serves you right for not giving him sex for a long time