Intimacy: Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower...

By anonymous - 08/01/2012 12:24 - United States

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 261

You deserved it 4 963

Summer: Sun, Sea and Blunders
Summer anecdotes where the sun shines... and blunders are never far away! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 170

You deserved it 4 051

By rattledwife666 - 21/01/2017 14:00

Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 472

You deserved it 968

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 317

You deserved it 5 638

Buzzing the tower

By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 146

You deserved it 282

Romantic

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 899

You deserved it 6 856

Get the hint

By -.- - 24/08/2013 23:54 - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 288

You deserved it 8 103

By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 722

You deserved it 29 678

By Bruja5 - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 369

You deserved it 6 152

Common passion

By ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 167

You deserved it 25 229

By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 689

You deserved it 883

Occums_Razor 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:30

You're married to him and he's still worried about showing you/seeing your privates?

rberry88 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:32

Worst **** scene. EVAR!

Comments

Ducky_N_Ozzies 6

Monday 9 January 2012 2:19

mayb he has an sti n doesnt want u to know

Joey44 15

Monday 9 January 2012 2:19

"Privates" lolololololol

Mkbitch 2

Monday 9 January 2012 2:46

Queers don't care to see a woman's privates.

lilxsvenk 0

Monday 9 January 2012 3:14

Just be like well how bout we go commando.

lemonsquid 6

Monday 9 January 2012 3:34

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

bajadad 5

Monday 9 January 2012 3:54

Plainly wrong on soooooo many levels...

ecascio2010 9

Monday 9 January 2012 4:16

I thinks he's gay. Or just weird.

MrsSmith43231 1

Monday 9 January 2012 4:26

Are you sure youre not married to a prepubescent?

maddienoelle 13

Monday 9 January 2012 4:41

How do you guys have children?

lowie89 7

Monday 9 January 2012 4:58

Hahahaha I seriously laughed out loud! Did you marry a child?

Keywords

Annoying Management Relatable Work Weird Cars Transportation Love Sex Abuse Kids Miscellaneous Embarrassing Roommate Music Singing Farts Health TV shows Animals Dogs Sports Cheating AITA Death Awkward Family Money Cute Doctor

The Top

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 322

You deserved it 108

It's great to see you ! How was july ? Hot, sweaty, flirty ? How I miseed talking to you (and getting one or two comments if we're lucky enough). But let's not complain, a whole month welcoming artists for their second rounds who gave us brand new il...

I agree, your life sucks 11

You deserved it 11

The Top

Today, after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 682

You deserved it 6 812

Today, my brother let us know his wife was in labour. I rang him a few hours later to ask how it was going. I wasn’t expecting him to switch to video chat to show me “The Miracle.” I now know what my sister-in-law's vagina looks like in the middle of birth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 517

You deserved it 114

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 185

You deserved it 9 756

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 769

You deserved it 116

This is the night, it's a beautiful night, and we call it bella notte...

I agree, your life sucks 331

You deserved it 102

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 389

You deserved it 2 750