Love: Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save...

By rattledwife666 - 21/01/2017 14:00

Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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By jshibbz0993 - 23/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 00:30

Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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Dude, gross!

By juggalo2 - 17/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML

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Communication unclear

By Anonymous - 24/11/2023 18:00 - Germany

Today, I said to my man, "You used to tell me you love me, but lately you don’t even want me telling you." He responded with a story about his clogged shower drain and then couldn’t understand why I got upset, because apparently this was his “reply to the question I asked.” WTF? FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By Ew?Really? - 04/08/2014 05:42 - United States - Montrose

Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML

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By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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Economy 101

By cheap bastard! - 13/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, instead of thinking he should try to get a higher-paying job (like I did) my husband decided to come up with some money saving ideas. Almost all of them include being unhygienic, such as weekly showers, wiping dishes, and only washing clothes after 5 or more wears. I want a divorce. FML

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tibtak 20

Saturday 21 January 2017 14:56

He succeeded in being a jerk twice in one short sentence

Aiden89 23

Saturday 21 January 2017 14:38

I feel sorry for you OP, If my girl wanted to save water, I wouldn't think twice.

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xxiiixix7 2

Saturday 21 January 2017 14:23

I wanna save water ?

HUGBUG 23

Saturday 21 January 2017 14:27

What an asshole

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Saturday 21 January 2017 22:02

In his defense, it kinda sucks just standing there getting cold waiting for your wife to wash her hair.

Fireant_man 6

Saturday 21 January 2017 14:32

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MidnaLink 33

Saturday 21 January 2017 16:02

Thanks, your analysis is very helpful.

Konarika 11

Saturday 21 January 2017 17:55

And you must be superficial af

Aiden89 23

Saturday 21 January 2017 14:38

I feel sorry for you OP, If my girl wanted to save water, I wouldn't think twice.

tibtak 20

Saturday 21 January 2017 14:56

He succeeded in being a jerk twice in one short sentence

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Saturday 21 January 2017 15:04

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species4872 19

Saturday 21 January 2017 19:13

Since when is a witty comeback abuse?

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 21 January 2017 15:16

What kind of man would say that to his wife? That's just horrendous. You didn't deserve that OP.

yergenferfer 9

Monday 23 January 2017 17:04

It's a dood

jackjona 5

Saturday 21 January 2017 15:40

I prefer to shower alone the water temperature is the first problem then not both can be in the water so someone end s up freezing

themadpeterson 10

Saturday 21 January 2017 17:18

Agreed. Shower sex is only good if you're the one under the showerhead.

ShotaSammy 17

Saturday 21 January 2017 18:35

Okay but showering together isn't just about sex. You should just enjoy being around each other, and appreciate their body. Have sex after.

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 21 January 2017 19:05

Wow. What an ass. I hope you told him to remember that line the next time he wants some "personal time" with you.

mariri9206 32

Saturday 21 January 2017 20:48

Next time he wants sex, throw this back in his face.

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