Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML
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Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
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Top comments
Occums_Razor 0
You're married to him and he's still worried about showing you/seeing your privates?
rberry88 4
Worst **** scene. EVAR!
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Comments (154)
Artz94_fml 16
He just doesn't want to **** under shower !
brianfantana32 10
You are wrong, OP's husband was just too childish to show each other their privates, and they're married, no one said anything about sex
patnix 6
What a sad, sad man...
WCARlover 35
I think it's safe to assume your honeymoon stage is over...lol
Awsumuzzie 12
Assuming it even began, lol.
bobbycorwen 5
Here's a ball trapped between two walls...lol
tennisrapper1 14
Are you guys still virgins because of this? XD
BlAzEtHiS 0
Your hubby just may be gay. I'm just sayin.
ICATiger 13
I thought for a while it said he wanted them to dress up as pirates...
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Now that would be interesting.
miinaa187 0
Haha
picklemonger 13
Oh my god! I can't believe not a single one of you good commenters and OP can see the iron-clad logic here. If you're both naked, then secular congress might ensue which would totally and completely negate the original intent of saving water! Either that, or the OP's husband is a total fruitcake.
sadcutie345 8
Lol i beg to differ lol im a fruit cAke and i kno how to have more fun than him lmfao
perdix 31
So, when you two are "bumpin' uglies," it must be literally true. Yuck.
rhysfucker 24
Nasty steel wool and funky old burlap whacking away...what a visual!!
blueice4all 4
He's gay
22jrdn55 15
he's not gay, he's just gymnophobic!
TheJester12 15
surprise. your husband is gay