Maybe he got herpes n trying to hide it

"let's take a shower together to save water" I'm totally using that...

How old is your husband?!

Is he Mormon and 13 with a controlling mother?

31- I dunno...my dads friends kid lived under those conditions and he knocked a girl up at 14. :

Fck that! Shower sex is awesome!

Must have an STD or something else he doesn't want you to see. Or maybe he has SPD?

Virgins from Virginia

Maybe OP is a bit sloppy down their and the hudband doesn't feel like looking at.

*at it.

19, I can't believe you've never heard that

Hmmm, I thought by this stage, he'd be excited to see your privates.

Does your husband happen to be Tobias?

I prefer birthday suits more than bathing suits myself.

He is probably unattracted to you and doesn't wanna see you VayJay.

Its because hes gonna do the " i show you mine if you show me yours" thing lol

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Haha my thoughts exactly! If your married havnt you already... Ya know. Consumated it?

wow he shouldnt be ashamed ;)

19 I've been using that since eighth grade, but phrased a bit longer. "Baby, I feel so bad that all the polar bears are dying because of how much water we use. It's just so sad. Maybe we should conserve water by taking showers together!" By the way, I have no idea how saving water affects polar bears, but most of the girls I tell that to are too stupid to realize that.

Probably some nastiness

New Orleans is stanky

Tobias style!

OP, im curious how you guys have sex.

With the lights off, one supposes....

With the lights off in full unitards

Best show ever

Funny that the OP is from Virgin-ia....

"I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks!"

Cut offs!!!

Sounds like she's married to one already.

Agreed. I bet poor OP has a terrible sex life cause of this.

Terrible sex life is better than no sex life.

"i married a 14 year old"

Nah he cant be.. That would be illegal. No? Ok. *crawls into endless pit*

lol

it's quite possible this guy might be

It's a shame he couldn't be Hester Prynne.

A joke. It is a fucking JOKE. Holy fuck Pred, the last few comments I've seen from you make me wonder just how low your IQ is.

26--- little girls, huh?

You made me giggle... :D

It started to sound like a pretty okay porn scene too. What a shame!

OP- I'm not wearing a bathing suit in the shower! Husband- Well at least put on this fake penis...

Actually, #10, I think the problem is just that. The husband might have problems to adress the issues by starting an open conversation, because of his pride, because he is not a natural born talker, or whatever. But he hopes that by coming up with a ridiculous combination of contradicting suggestions, he triggers something in his wife that will lead to her talking about it, and finally solving the frustration. I may be reading too much in this FML but still.

Haha yeah

See your 17 if u have much of a sex life there your what we call a slut .... Just saying