Intimacy: Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower...

By anonymous - 08/01/2012 12:24 - United States

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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By rattledwife666 - 21/01/2017 14:00

Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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Buzzing the tower

By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML

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Get the hint

By -.- - 24/08/2013 23:54 - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

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By Bruja5 - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML

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Common passion

By ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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Sunday 8 January 2012 19:30

You're married to him and he's still worried about showing you/seeing your privates?

rberry88 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:32

Worst **** scene. EVAR!

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dominictrotter 0

Monday 9 January 2012 6:10

Is your husband gay?

fluffyoliveras 0

Monday 9 January 2012 6:16

hahhaha thats fuking funny

slip44knot 1

Monday 9 January 2012 6:18

does action only occur with lights off?

Jeffers123 5

Monday 9 January 2012 6:43

So ummm.. If he feels this way about seeing your parts... Umm... How does it work in the bedroom?

ballerinaaub 17

Monday 9 January 2012 6:51

I just died a littlebit inside after looking that up.

badam_fml 6

Monday 9 January 2012 8:27

You married that guy why ?

link1042 0

Monday 9 January 2012 9:20

Very clever man. Don't want it to become overly familiar.

link1042 0

Monday 9 January 2012 9:20

Very clever man. Don't want it to become overly familiar.

Bekah2326 2

Monday 9 January 2012 9:34

your "Privates"?...and how old is he exactly??

asherm 15

Monday 9 January 2012 10:14

WTF?! I hope it was a joke, or did he recently realize he's gay? Sorry OP that's just weird

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