Grab the vacuum cleaner and the hose and suck his penis with that!!! Wait... What?

Better than none.

Maybe she just didn't want to...

Buy a dildo and slap him back.

OP you deserve it if you didn't do something about it. You should have smashed his balls for that !!!

Better yet she should get a strap on and chase him around with it.

If that asshole thinks that a relationship is only about having sex, then you should dump him.

You know, at least it's less confusing when you're slapped by a hand. In this case, how do you know whether to take him seriously or not.

Angry people! If you all feel that bad about it, just keep a big black dildo on deck.

true, true.

Just shut up...

Get him a iron underwear that only you have the key to! Won't slap your face now...

Bite it off... :D

Thats why i got into a relationship lol

I was refering to 138

What a dick. I feel like he's that only child that's not used to someone saying no to him.

Ya I wouldn't put up with a guy like that!

Or agree to give him a BJ, and then use teeth.

Mushroom slap..

Bite his dick really hard. :)

OP should've blown on his dick and said "there, I gave you a bj"

109- How long have you been waiting to say that?

It hurts more when you punch men in the balls. Just FYI.

Oh I figured it'd hurt more if you punched women in the balls. thanks for clearing up the confusion

I believe he is referencing the film "The Other Guys"

Oh, good. At first I thought he wanted an alligator on his penis.

Is it just me or did that comment make no sense at all

He can just get a hooker then or do it himself if he's so desperate. If she says no he needs to respect that.

Pow! Right in the kisser!

43- you're a horrible person.

Sexual_predator and markymark - Why don't you shove grenades up each others' asses and try to fart The 1812 Overture, you worthless fucking excuses for trolls. Comments like yours are not welcomed here. Fuck off.

Ugly fat people don't get opinions

and you are still an idiot!

43 and 45 you are both fucking idiots.

I agree- although assholes is more like it

If this was the middle east you'd have just been stoned. And you'r fat.

Really,107? Because I'm from a country from there and I've never seen them stone anyone before... Especially for being fat or refusing to give a blowie. Where did you get such ideas from? Your ass? I'll gladly help you by chopping it off for you. It'll end your dumb idea era :) you're welcome.

I don't understand people who judge others like this... It's just free hatred and there is no point in it... When people attack on physic, it just means that they have no real argument. That kind of behaviors show your weakness, your stupidity and nothing else !

Just because you're a ginger doesn't mean you have to be angry the whole time. Just a tip from one bro to another.

I agree with her, and I'm a brunette. What now?

You hero!

She's not a "bro". And hair color has nothing to do with it being unacceptable to use violence when you don't get your way.

Am I the only one thinking OP's boyfriend was just messing around and everyone is taking this way too serious?

You're fat I didn't even bother reading your comment nobody cares what you have to say.

Thank you. Everyone over reacts so much these days. He was probably just joking.. Geez...

I think ur overweight and ugly so u couldn't get a boyfriend anyway

A dick slap to the face is no joking matter.

Maybe she shoulda just sucked it????

I think she's beautiful.

I totally saw this coming.

Blow him off next time he asks you for anything

Too many puns! It's so hard to think of one! My head's about to explode......wait I got one coming. Ah nvm, it passed. Guess I'll just limp away now.

Shut up bitch

Am I the only one taking this as a joke he's making rather than an actual disrespectful thing?

THE STUPIDITY IN YOUR COMMENT DESERVES THE WRATH OF CAPS LOCK!

The stupidity of your life barely deserves a reply!

U just did :P