Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
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Occums_Razor 0
You're married to him and he's still worried about showing you/seeing your privates?
rberry88 4
Worst **** scene. EVAR!
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Comments (154)
stevelaurie 0
Maybe he has shaved it and doesn't want you to see... Or a gross STD you may see or catch..
MissTimeLord 3
Seriously? Are you sure you're married?
perdix 31
Question. Do you have to cover up your ****, too? Your prudish husband probably counts your **** as privates. Amirite?
Tthug 34
Bathing suits in us...yep. If she was in europe...no. My guess. He's ashamed of his penis for some reason, whether it's small, std or whatever but is for some reason actually trying to conserve water.
Isoldael 27
Bathing suits in europe cover the upper regions as well, whether it's a full suit or a bikini. The fact that some people choose to sunbathe and/or swim topless doesn't mean our bathing suits have no top.
eatsleepjb 8
Do you have kids?
MigraineurOfLife 15
OK this FML is just weird.
willitz787 3
Whatta pussy
Dracoboxer357 36
.....Okay, I assumed a logical and likely reason for this would enter my head by now but I have nothing. Are you two in an ultra-conservative, arranged marriage or something of the like? You even said you were surprised he even asked to shower with you so trying to figure this one out. Well, either way....sorry, fyl I guess?
skylersilcon 3
You obviously never gave him head in the shower lol that might change a lot
bizarre_ftw 22
This is a platonic marriage no? If you have sex it's likely with the lights off and simply to procreate yes? Divorce him or get him into therapy please
iXavier000 3
Maybe he's gay?