By welp, time to become an assassin - 23/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Rowlett

Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 333
You deserved it 4 675

Same thing different taste

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Is she a PETA enthusiast? If so, play a lot of Pokemon in defiance.

GetPuckedUp 3

eat at McDonlads just to spite her.


Yea i feel ur pain my mom doesnt let me play violent video games it sucks

It's obviously Assassin's Creed 3 if you read his name. That is a pretty funny/****** up scenario though, sucks for you for having such a psycho mom

CFwife 11

#47, I ADORE your profile picture!!! Ezio

Pray tell #46, but how do the creatures in any Fallout game even remotely count as "animals" anymore?

GetPuckedUp 3

eat at McDonlads just to spite her.

friedpwnadge 25

Buy her a mink coat and tell her it's puppy fur for Christmas.

Zimmington 21

But McDonald's isn't even real meat.

How would eating McDonald's spite her? Everyone knows its not real meat. It's that "pink" stuff.

"pink slime", catchy name if you ask me

CharresBarkrey 15

66 - It's still real meat. The pink slime is basically the entire chicken ground up and bathed in ammonia.

No its not. I've seen the in side of the Australian processing plants. They're be identical. its real beef, chicken, pork & fish.

lifesucks1217 6

there is no pink slim in McDonalds meat its 100%beef more healthy than most places

BradTheBrony 19

That "pink stuff" (why the **** is PINK of all words in quotes?) is meat, just ground the **** up. Or are you trying to tell me that sawdust isn't wood, droplets aren't water, and snow isn't ice?

Is she a PETA enthusiast? If so, play a lot of Pokemon in defiance.

I dont think this FML is real. a vegan in texas. ok, and then not being used to Texas's BBQs slaughter houses but is pissy about your game?

Tell her to shut up because its just a video game and you're not even killing real things.

BradTheBrony 19

Virtual meat is virtual murder!

Life_is_FML 22

Yeah I'm a vegetarian and I still play video games

So, your mother grounds you for killing animals on a screen, but other parents happily let their 12-year olds kill people on Call of duty. I would say kudos to your mother for actually caring.

If that's the case, shouldn't she have known about that game before he acquired it and stopped him getting it? Her going off like that show's she had no clue what he was playing in the first place.

He probably bought the game with his own money. Maybe that's why she never knew in the first place.

dmattimeoj 12

yeah you´re right because what you do in video games totally correlates to what you do in real life. personally, i know that ever since i was a kid i now jump on every turtle i see, then pick it up and bowl it at mean people thus knocking their legs out from underneath them. plus, every time i see a brick i try and smash it with my head to retrieve the gold coins inside. had my mother stopped me from playing vidoe games maybe i wouldn´t get such frequent headaches.

The person who bitches about killing has an attack helicopter as a profile pic and a bio too rediculous for words...

Mario uses his fist not his head, look closely :)

@5 Oh you are one of those people. You know, I have been playing violent video games for 24 years now, and yet I (and literally millions of other people) somehow manage to get through an average day without committing any acts of violence. It's a total mystery how we do it.

mvc3ftw 17

Well i guess since i grew up playing MK and Killer Instinct, i should throw myself at someone and shocking them while yelling unintelligable phrases eh 5? (hooray Raiden!..."ALEIYALEIYALEEGAAAHHH!!!!"*flies while yelling*)

mvc3ftw 17

Oh,and i'm pretty sure those people who went on shootouts like those two from columbine or the guy from virginia tech had some sort of mental problems or were on meds.They would have snapped regardless of whether play played video games or not.

lifesucks1217 6
deathfyre8 13

38, obvious troll is obvious.

If it's Skyrim, just mod the animals into tasty looking asparagus and she will be pleased. The Dovakhiin has never been healthier. Or hipster. "Yea I learned this shout once, you've probably never heard of it"

Shadowvoid 33

I modded all of my enemies to be mudcrabs with mustaches that cursed like sailors.

Op's name would suggest they were playing assassins creed 3

I don't know why so many people overreact this way to video games, it's really ignorant.

olpally 32

Your mom is a dumb ass vegan.

shaww 28

slaughter a chicken in the backyard tomorrow (when she's watching) and tell her to cook it

dhaworth93 8

any one else love this guys name?? lmao

Assassin's Creed reference? There's a fair amount of hunting in the latest installment of that series.

I figured it was Farcry 3, but that's probably because it's the only game I've played with hunting recently, so I could be wrong...

haha. i thought i was the only one who noticed!

Katy326 10

Assassin's Creed is what I first thought of before noticing the name.