Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, once again, my mom chewed me out for, “playing games on the computer all day.” I’m not playing, it’s 3D modeling, and it’s my job. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, just like every other day, my mom has prioritized doing chores and chatting with her neighbors above even talking to me. This would be fine, if it wasn't in Animal Crossing. Apparently, a lifestyle video game is more important than me. FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Trigabyte 8
Is she a PETA enthusiast? If so, play a lot of Pokemon in defiance.
GetPuckedUp 3
eat at McDonlads just to spite her.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (127)
Rumbelle_fml 22
Get her to play Can Your Pet as revenge.
Deathhound 27
Could also be Cables Dangerous Hunts
J08J 20
Far Cry 3? I'm playing it right now, well, browsing FML then playing it. It's on pause right now
Jjaro 7
Tomb Raider? I only ask because I'm playing that right now too and that's sounds like what you're playing.
noncom 12
Was it Far Cry 3?
kalbrek009 20
She goes ballistic about the killing of fictional animals, but does she also scream at you for being a "murderer" when killing fictional people in your games? She needs to get off her high horse and just stfu.
Seroster 7
Go print some pictures of some really hanus stuff from the interwebs, that will get her going ^^
Sal_G_63 5
Just tell her that your food ***** on her food. She'll get over it.
thatisfuckedup 6
Give me your address and I'll show her what hunting looks like. Human flesh excites me. Oh, and Far Cry 3 kicks ass. Just thought I'd let you all know that.
Raykyogrou03 12
Was it the new tomb raider