By o_O - 23/06/2013 17:26 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, "This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today." FML
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Mads_1234 28

I would switch vets if I were you OP.

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lo39dell 10

maybe he has more cats to check out?? Lets hope it's something like that op.

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Mads_1234 28

I would switch vets if I were you OP.

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22
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I see you have experience with these situations. Your dog looks violated.

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Wizardo 33

The dogs eyes just look like they're saying, "Why man? Why?" or "I've seen things man".

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ShyAnn29 14
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I would have taken my cat and left to find another vet, a professional one.

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Iceman225 11
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Knife that ****** and get the heck out of that place.

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Axipiter 24
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8 and 25, I have rarely been brought to outright laughter that I can't hold in, by anything I usually read on the internet. Now I'm getting funny looks from people for it. Well done, sirs!

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lifesucks1217 6

lol #25 not sure why anyone would down Vote your comment unless they had bad taste in humor

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lifesucks1217 6

lol #25 not sure why anyone would down Vote your comment unless they had bad taste in humor

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thatkidhesh 11
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because OP is the kind of person who takes her cat to the vet and knifes people in her free time right?

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Mads_1234 28

You don't wanna know the things he's seen, man.

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lo39dell 10

maybe he has more cats to check out?? Lets hope it's something like that op.

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natheitz 23
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That sounds right

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LMFAOwned 9

Wishful thinking doesn't hurt, I suppose.

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gotaplanstan 28
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Or maybe he'a a gynecologist too and moonlights @ a free clinic? XD

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HouseElf 13
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I think you're a tad too optimistic, #2

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HouseElf 13
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Just realized that my display photo accurately represents my own reaction while reading this FML.

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mrcool4847 10
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He's probably married....

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mario2012 18
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That joke(or lack there of) doesn't make sense in this case.

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mario2012 18
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I just reread the FML. It does make sense, just not very funny.

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badminton 14
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Yes it does not make sense but why thumb down Mario??? Stupid dicks!!

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Mooish 18
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And thats when you point to the waiting room and show him the other cats. Then you pick up your cat and leave.

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Pleonasm 35
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Sounds like he just got out of the FML comment section.

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Wizardo 33

But it's true though, he's going to have to check a large amount of voracious and ill pussies, its part of his job...

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LyraAlluse 25
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This is funny and so true.

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friedpwnadge 25

Don't get your fur in a ball, I'm sure that he cat wait to get home and stretch out on the bed. He's a veterinarian, he has felines just like the rest of us.

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JukeboxBanshee 10
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Too many attempted puns.

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robotiick7 23
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You tried to hard #9. Maybe next time?

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MGITSWFTC 17
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This would be a lot less worrying if he was a gynocologist

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donkeytowel 11
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maybe he's a part time gynecologist.

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liblob 6

at least u werent at the doctors

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Eorlas 31
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Veterinarian's are doctors. Dumbass.

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liblob 6

yes i know...that wasnt the point i was making.. but on a side note if u was to break your leg i am hoping you wouldnt turn up at a vets.

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beclaurela 17
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It would be better than seeking no treatment.

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mnwlf13 3
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your response was" oh your doing a self examination?"

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thebear683 6
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*you're a retard #23

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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How is #23 a retard? Maybe a douche for pointing it out, but #23 is right. "YOU'RE doing a self examination".

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