I see you have experience with these situations. Your dog looks violated.

Umm...

The dogs eyes just look like they're saying, "Why man? Why?" or "I've seen things man".

I would have taken my cat and left to find another vet, a professional one.

Knife that ****** and get the heck out of that place.

8 and 25, I have rarely been brought to outright laughter that I can't hold in, by anything I usually read on the internet. Now I'm getting funny looks from people for it. Well done, sirs!

lol #25 not sure why anyone would down Vote your comment unless they had bad taste in humor

lol #25 not sure why anyone would down Vote your comment unless they had bad taste in humor

because OP is the kind of person who takes her cat to the vet and knifes people in her free time right?

You don't wanna know the things he's seen, man.

That sounds right

Wishful thinking doesn't hurt, I suppose.

Or maybe he'a a gynecologist too and moonlights @ a free clinic? XD

I think you're a tad too optimistic, #2

Just realized that my display photo accurately represents my own reaction while reading this FML.

That joke(or lack there of) doesn't make sense in this case.

I just reread the FML. It does make sense, just not very funny.

Yes it does not make sense but why thumb down Mario??? Stupid dicks!!

This is funny and so true.

Too many attempted puns.

You tried to hard #9. Maybe next time?

maybe he's a part time gynecologist.

Veterinarian's are doctors. Dumbass.

yes i know...that wasnt the point i was making.. but on a side note if u was to break your leg i am hoping you wouldnt turn up at a vets.

It would be better than seeking no treatment.

*you're

*you're a retard #23

How is #23 a retard? Maybe a douche for pointing it out, but #23 is right. "YOU'RE doing a self examination".