Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, "This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today." FML
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Mads_1234
| 28
I would switch vets if I were you OP.
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lo39dell
| 10
maybe he has more cats to check out?? Lets hope it's something like that op.
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Mads_1234
| 28
I would switch vets if I were you OP.
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TheOnlyMizLiv
| 22
I see you have experience with these situations. Your dog looks violated.
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Pleonasm
| 34
Umm...
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Wizardo
| 33
The dogs eyes just look like they're saying, "Why man? Why?" or "I've seen things man".
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ShyAnn29
| 14
I would have taken my cat and left to find another vet, a professional one.
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Iceman225
| 11
Knife that ****** and get the heck out of that place.
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Axipiter
| 24
8 and 25, I have rarely been brought to outright laughter that I can't hold in, by anything I usually read on the internet. Now I'm getting funny looks from people for it. Well done, sirs!
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lifesucks1217
| 6
lol #25 not sure why anyone would down Vote your comment unless they had bad taste in humor
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lifesucks1217
| 6
lol #25 not sure why anyone would down Vote your comment unless they had bad taste in humor
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thatkidhesh
| 11
because OP is the kind of person who takes her cat to the vet and knifes people in her free time right?
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Mads_1234
| 28
You don't wanna know the things he's seen, man.
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lo39dell
| 10
maybe he has more cats to check out?? Lets hope it's something like that op.
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natheitz
| 23
That sounds right
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LMFAOwned
| 9
Wishful thinking doesn't hurt, I suppose.
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gotaplanstan
| 28
Or maybe he'a a gynecologist too and moonlights @ a free clinic? XD
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HouseElf
| 13
I think you're a tad too optimistic, #2
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HouseElf
| 13
Just realized that my display photo accurately represents my own reaction while reading this FML.
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mrcool4847
| 10
He's probably married....
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mario2012
| 18
That joke(or lack there of) doesn't make sense in this case.
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mario2012
| 18
I just reread the FML. It does make sense, just not very funny.
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badminton
| 14
Yes it does not make sense but why thumb down Mario??? Stupid dicks!!
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Mooish
| 18
And thats when you point to the waiting room and show him the other cats. Then you pick up your cat and leave.
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Pleonasm
| 34
Sounds like he just got out of the FML comment section.
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Wizardo
| 33
But it's true though, he's going to have to check a large amount of voracious and ill pussies, its part of his job...
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LyraAlluse
| 25
This is funny and so true.
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friedpwnadge
| 25
Don't get your fur in a ball, I'm sure that he cat wait to get home and stretch out on the bed. He's a veterinarian, he has felines just like the rest of us.
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JukeboxBanshee
| 10
Too many attempted puns.
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robotiick7
| 23
You tried to hard #9. Maybe next time?
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MGITSWFTC
| 17
This would be a lot less worrying if he was a gynocologist
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donkeytowel
| 11
maybe he's a part time gynecologist.
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liblob
| 6
at least u werent at the doctors
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Eorlas
| 31
Veterinarian's are doctors. Dumbass.
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liblob
| 6
yes i know...that wasnt the point i was making.. but on a side note if u was to break your leg i am hoping you wouldnt turn up at a vets.
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beclaurela
| 17
It would be better than seeking no treatment.
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mnwlf13
| 3
your response was" oh your doing a self examination?"
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tj4234
| 35
*you're
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thebear683
| 6
*you're a retard #23
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
How is #23 a retard? Maybe a douche for pointing it out, but #23 is right. "YOU'RE doing a self examination".