Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML
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Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, once again, my mom chewed me out for, “playing games on the computer all day.” I’m not playing, it’s 3D modeling, and it’s my job. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, just like every other day, my mom has prioritized doing chores and chatting with her neighbors above even talking to me. This would be fine, if it wasn't in Animal Crossing. Apparently, a lifestyle video game is more important than me. FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML
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Trigabyte 8
Is she a PETA enthusiast? If so, play a lot of Pokemon in defiance.
GetPuckedUp 3
eat at McDonlads just to spite her.
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Comments (127)
nyxiny 22
OREGON TRAIL!
GoodLookingGeese 10
Or the last of us!
NodakN8V 25
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals yummmmmmmm
GazaIan 2
was it Minecraft?
Grayness_ 26
AC 3??? Lol
joopjoop 19
pixellated animals are gateway animals
cereal_girl 9
Lol. Vegans.
kemnet 7
Is she the president of PETA?
SadisticStephyy 21
Judging by your name I'm assuming it was AC3 and that's awesome. Either just starting with the deer, or a homestead mission. Or maybe the part where Haytham is meeting Connor's mom and all those wolves are around. Either way, **** yeah AC3. FYL OP, no one should be torn from their game.
Gixie 25
I was thinking Minecraft since you have to kill REALLY pixelated animals to eat and survive. Then I changed my mind since it's unlikely she would recognise the pixelated blocks to be animals.
BrittanyLea00 11
Video game animals have feelings too! Just like Wreck-it Ralph. Geez.