Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML
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lurrelitti3M
| 7
You had enough time to submit this FML though, that's always something!
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Soph_1984
| 2
What does that have to do with not having friends?
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whythankyou
| 19
I think he meant to comment about the guy with the clingy girlfriend.
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TheHolyJuiceBox
| 5
or because he is in college, and has time on his hands
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tifdunc
| 14
This is like that Key and Peele bit
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thxnder
| 14
I think #1 is suggesting that free time is an advantage to having no friends.
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Pleonasm
| 34
I'm sure you could make many friends with the promise of a pizza that action.
Sorry, that was a cheesy pun.
Sorry, that was a cheesy pun.
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kailarahne
| 19
I wish could have a cat.
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MilkyFilmz
| 26
Didn't know people liked getting their eyes clawed out.
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Clioo_fml
| 17
That's strange, my eyes are still intact, even after all these years...my cats must be doing something wrong then, by your claims.
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kiki9_fml
| 10
My eyes are scratch less! My cats must be broken! :(
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TigerHood_fml
| 9
the four cats ive had must be horribly messed up because I have no scratched eyes! should I contact my vet? D:
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Mauskau
| 35
51, your cat is so fat and fluffy! :3
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Bekll
| 30
No shame in that; Cats are great listeners. When I was in college I made my best friends when I studied abroad my junior year. Now in grad school I'm still friends with them. It'll happen, OP. Just connect with people with similar interests - Join a club or do a school related activity.
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nix1993
| 41
I once turned my en-suite shower on and left the bathroom door open a bit, so the delivery guy didn't think it was just for me.
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Bano360
| 25
I once ordered two pizzas because it was buy one get one free. I changed up the toppings so it wouldn't look like it was just for me. But I actually wanted to get two of the same
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jessibellasmiles
| 8
My cat likes pepperoni too! :D My rabbit prefers a nice vegetarian pizza though.
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Alastor13X
| 8
As long as the cat doesn't like rabbit, everyone is happy.
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alshygirl
| 14
You didn't have to fake having friends. The pizza guy doesn't judge
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trex454
| 21
unless ur a fat old guy that answers the door in his underwear. I judge that guy every time
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colton_colton
| 49
It's ok OP, i'd be your friend :)
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buttcramp
| 21
I was going to say this too! OP, most people suck anyway so don't get too down.
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itsjusttofunny
| 8
I agree. most people are not worth knowing. They're is no shame in being a lone wolf.
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MilkyFilmz
| 26
So did the cat want pepperoni or not?
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DrownedMyFish
| 18
Why did you feel the need to try to impress that guy in the first place? I'm sure he doesn't care if you have friends or not.
Sorry, that was a cheesy pun.