What does that have to do with not having friends?

I think he meant to comment about the guy with the clingy girlfriend.

or because he is in college, and has time on his hands

This is like that Key and Peele bit

I think #1 is suggesting that free time is an advantage to having no friends.

Didn't know people liked getting their eyes clawed out.

That's strange, my eyes are still intact, even after all these years...my cats must be doing something wrong then, by your claims.

My eyes are scratch less! My cats must be broken! :(

the four cats ive had must be horribly messed up because I have no scratched eyes! should I contact my vet? D:

51, your cat is so fat and fluffy! :3

I once ordered two pizzas because it was buy one get one free. I changed up the toppings so it wouldn't look like it was just for me. But I actually wanted to get two of the same

As long as the cat doesn't like rabbit, everyone is happy.

unless ur a fat old guy that answers the door in his underwear. I judge that guy every time

I was going to say this too! OP, most people suck anyway so don't get too down.

I agree. most people are not worth knowing. They're is no shame in being a lone wolf.