By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML
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Pleonasm 35

I'm sure you could make many friends with the promise of a pizza that action. Sorry, that was a cheesy pun.

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alshygirl 14

You didn't have to fake having friends. The pizza guy doesn't judge

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lurrelitti3M 7

You had enough time to submit this FML though, that's always something!

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Soph_1984 2

What does that have to do with not having friends?

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whythankyou 19

I think he meant to comment about the guy with the clingy girlfriend.

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TheHolyJuiceBox 5

or because he is in college, and has time on his hands

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tifdunc 14

This is like that Key and Peele bit

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thxnder 14

I think #1 is suggesting that free time is an advantage to having no friends.

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Pleonasm 35

I'm sure you could make many friends with the promise of a pizza that action. Sorry, that was a cheesy pun.

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MilkyFilmz 26

Didn't know people liked getting their eyes clawed out.

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Clioo_fml 17

That's strange, my eyes are still intact, even after all these years...my cats must be doing something wrong then, by your claims.

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kiki9_fml 10

My eyes are scratch less! My cats must be broken! :(

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TigerHood_fml 9

the four cats ive had must be horribly messed up because I have no scratched eyes! should I contact my vet? D:

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Mauskau 35

51, your cat is so fat and fluffy! :3

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Bekll 31

No shame in that; Cats are great listeners. When I was in college I made my best friends when I studied abroad my junior year. Now in grad school I'm still friends with them. It'll happen, OP. Just connect with people with similar interests - Join a club or do a school related activity.

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nix1993 41

I once turned my en-suite shower on and left the bathroom door open a bit, so the delivery guy didn't think it was just for me.

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Bano360 25

I once ordered two pizzas because it was buy one get one free. I changed up the toppings so it wouldn't look like it was just for me. But I actually wanted to get two of the same

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jessibellasmiles 8

My cat likes pepperoni too! :D My rabbit prefers a nice vegetarian pizza though.

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Alastor13X 8

As long as the cat doesn't like rabbit, everyone is happy.

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alshygirl 14

You didn't have to fake having friends. The pizza guy doesn't judge

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trex454 21

unless ur a fat old guy that answers the door in his underwear. I judge that guy every time

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colton_colton 50

It's ok OP, i'd be your friend :)

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buttcramp 21

I was going to say this too! OP, most people suck anyway so don't get too down.

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itsjusttofunny 8

I agree. most people are not worth knowing. They're is no shame in being a lone wolf.

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MilkyFilmz 26

So did the cat want pepperoni or not?

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DrownedMyFish 18

Why did you feel the need to try to impress that guy in the first place? I'm sure he doesn't care if you have friends or not.

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