By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
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You deserved it 2 603
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qwertsarecool122 23

Take the pizza and run!

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KennyMcCrmick322 0

Shoulda just said " I didn't order this pizza" and when he tried to bitch you out, that's when you close the door on his face. If he's really upsetting you that much you can always just walk away.

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qwertsarecool122 23

Take the pizza and run!

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Troll_spray 6

Not much running that can be done when it's delivered to your front door. Lol

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qwertsarecool122 23

True.. Take the pizza and slam the door:)

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LiyIa_fml 8

Depending on the type of pizza. Thats what I would have done, took it. Shut all the lights off, and ate the whole thing. Then dispose of the box and act like the pizza guy is crazy.

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graham11 14

Dine and dash!

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kyarush 10

Tell him to suck it and slam the door in his face.

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n_epic_fail 14

34- as mentioned above that's really not possible. Delivering pizza sucks... Especially if it's a prank. He still shouldn't have lashed out at you though...

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muzy 23

I agree with number one. You should have taken the pizza and told the delivery guy to go procreate himself!

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afcrewchief 4

To everyone that says you should take the pizza, you realize that the pizza guy would have to pay for it then. Still he shouldn't have bitched you out OP. If he was that rude, call his store and tell his manager.

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Rythace 0

Haha, a trolling pizza delivery guy :)

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Joey44 15

More like a trolling caller ordering stuff to be sent to some random address.

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NOTquiteRAMBO 10

No, a trolling pizza guy.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Sounds like something I would want to do in my empty Sunday's. Be The Serial Trolling Pizza Guy.

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MagicGiraffe 12

I used to do that with an empty pizza box. I'm so cool.

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johnwroo22 0

U needa tlk to ur frends they probably played a prank on u .... Btw first comment!!!!!!

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b1gphil 6

haha its funny coz you thought you were first

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b1gphil 6

someones an imaginative prankster

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graham11 14

Sounds pretty realistic to me.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Shouldve looked at your watch/phone and said, "bitch it's been 31 minutes, I don't owe you shit! ;D"

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max_wilder 9

That's rather awkward

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Chaos187 6

So is your comment.

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KennyMcCrmick322 0

Shoulda just said " I didn't order this pizza" and when he tried to bitch you out, that's when you close the door on his face. If he's really upsetting you that much you can always just walk away.

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KVKdragon 26

Agreed. And if he tries to hassle again, he's harassing you since you told him the truth and he can't accept it.

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Atheros69 6

Should have just closed the door on him.

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Well that's awkward.

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great_cornholio 0

You should've tied him up and stolen his car.

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pdHbq 2

Or his little motorbike!

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L_Lovegood 19

Sheesh - and he didn't believe you when you said you didn't order it? If he can't check the adress properly, no wonder he's out delivering pizza :/

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afcrewchief 4

Why do people hate on delivery drivers so much? Just because someone delivers pizza doesn't automatically make then stupid.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

What if the address is correct but it's a case of someone ordering the pizza as a prank? How then would it be a sign that the delivery person is stupid?

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