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Yes it is #1. Unfortunately, most people try to save relationships like this and end up getting hurt and frustrated. OP, if talking to her about it doesn't work, you may need to ask her if she would consider seeing a therapist. Sometimes unwillingness to be by oneself can mean insecurity because of a past situation. Good luck!
#71 da faq?
71 means, he's disturbed by "the rapist" in therapist. I'm not sure this is easily understandable.
Ask her to give you some space .
2 things can occur here 1. She will accept the explanation and try her hardest not to be as clingy or 2. Things will fly out of control and she will be pissed off, and they will most likely separate.
so win win
Speaking from experience, #24?
I think she was going somewhere else with the lock yourself in the bathroom idea...
No, she really wasn't.
Was she there when you wrote this FML?
Everyone has to pee at some point!
That's what catheters are for. :P
Stage five is nothing, I've dated a stage 6. This is a case of stage, dare I say it, stage 10.
Dump her, bro! Ain't nobody got time for that :/
#8 And people say that only men are douches in society
I 100% agree with #8. Nothing douchey about that. Clingy girlfriend has got to go.
Only men are a tool to clean a girls ******?
I agree, you can't think.
Jeez, that sucks, I hate clingy girlfriends
Yes, it's a delicate balance between being to clingy and being to distant, you have to be able to trust your partner in a relationship. Not shadow them wherever they go.
That's called stalking and that's kinda creepy #DrownedMyFish
Of course, everyone knows that if you want to be a stalker in a relationship, you can't let the other person know. So spy on them with binoculars from a distance, it's foolproof.
Awe the magic of irony in work once again...
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And thats how you know it has gotten to that point in your relationship
Was she there when you wrote this FML?