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By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks 621
You deserved it 489

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Guess what. The cashier doesn't give a crap what your situation is. They just want the money.

Pretty sure the cashier at a pizza place has more to think about than your friend situation.

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Guess what. The cashier doesn't give a crap what your situation is. They just want the money.

Literally lol. Besides, how exactly would they know if you were sharing the pizza or not? During covid right now we're encouraged to send only one person from the household to do grocery shopping, for example. Also anyone who works in retails knows we forget people's faces like 2 minutes after serving them 😂

Pretty sure the cashier at a pizza place has more to think about than your friend situation.

The main challenge the cashier is how to most harshly judge you either for being a glutton who will eat a large pizza in one sitting, or for being lazy for asking for extra plates so you do have to wash dishes, or for thinking you could fool a pizza-shop cashier. Given social rank of pizza-shop cashiers, I suggest you move to a new continent where you can start with fresh reputation.

giraffe_poop 8

Idk, but all this talk about pizza is making me hungry.

there are a lot of good people out there. forget what the cashier thought or cares about

So true! Go get some great friends and forget about it.

pro tip, no one cares. just get your pizza and move on with your life.

then you publicly announce to 100's of thousands (perhaps millions) of people that you have no friends...good job 🙄

giraffe_poop 8

lol

In your society, is it it bad to not have any friends?